I get ready to post my first TikTok, a 20 second video of me doing the trending dance, sarahshomophobic. My mom calls me for dinner and I leave my phone lying on my bed.
I come back into my room and check Tiktok. 99+ notifications? I suddenly get really excited. Did I blow up?! I check the video, my heart beating faster and faster. 1.5 million views and 200k followers. I can't believe my eyes. I... I should post another video! I do another trending dance, sarahsveryhomophobic, and log off for the night.
I continue to upload consistently and after 5 months of hard work I reach 1.1 million followers. I'm famous!! I dance around my bedroom in celebration while listening to Justin Bieber. I get a notification and check my phone.
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Of course they misspelled famous, but I couldn't care less. I'm famous! Me! Sarah! Of all people! I laugh to myself. I get another message.
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Oh em gee! We could play adopt me together! I am a genius. I tell them to play and we all get on adopt me.
