MAY 15th
Yoga session:
Kevin and HankYoga Instructor: When you feel comfortable, lie down on your back. And when you're ready you can close your eyes and begin to practice breathing.
While the instructor gave the command, Kevin and Hank sat in the back of the studio on their mats. Kevin was beginning to lie down, when he noticed Hank was still sitting up.
"Uh, sarge, I think you're supposed to lie down." whispered Kevin once he was comfortable on his mat.
Hank just sat there in disobedience.
Yoga instructor: Everyone focus on your breathing. And try to get deeper, take deeper breaths and feel yourself sink deeper into your body"
Hank just sat there defiant.
After the class, Kevin and Hank walked up to the instructor and began talking to her,
"Thank you for the session. We are here for the mandatory yoga session" stated Hank coldly.
Smiling, the instructor looked at the two of them and sung out, "Well, I'm not sure I should let you pass. Seeing as you didn't participate the whole hour."
Hank glared at her and through gritted teeth claimed, "I made my breathing known. I sat in silence the whole session. I think that should count for something, right?"
Horrified that things would escalate, the instructor handed over the slip of paper and smiled through tight lips.
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Mandatory De-Stressing
HumorWhat happens when Intelligence is forced into doing yoga.