kram (Kurt x ram) oneshots

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Demon au. (I'm on the bus and I'm bored give me a break)
Modern

Why did Kurt agree to this. Agree to what you may be asking. Well, at school the day before the heathers, and Veronica all insisted he come with them to the forest to try and summon a demon. Why do this? Because there bored highschool kids that's why.

So here Kurt was, waiting on a forest trail for the girls. "Kurt there you are. Everyone ready?" Chandler asked but started walking before anyone said anything. The girls walked ahead a little and we're talking about how exited they were while Kurt was weirdly nervous.

He had a list of reasons on why he was nervous in his dead. 1. It's a demon and their all alone in the woods. 2. His dad was extremely overbearing and religious. 3. The girls will probably summon a hot demon guy and be all over him.

The more Kurt thought the more he calmed down. 1. He wasn't entirely alone. 2. He'll piss off his dad and that's always fun. 3. The girls might summon a hot demon dude and not like him leaving the demon for Kurt.

The last thought made him blush a little. He was gay ass all hell which ticked off his dad. He was knocked out of his thoughts when H.Duke yelled out, "we're here!" Kurt looked around and realized they weren't on the trail anymore. Veronica pulled out a weird looking book. "remind me why I had to tag along?" Kurt asked stuffing his hands into his varsity jacket pockets.

"Because, your single as Fuck, we're bored and who knows, maybe this will make your dad leave you alone a little more." Heather Mac giggled. Kurt sighed and shrugged. Veronica made the symbol in the book on the ground and read what was on the page. Duke walked over and plucked a stran of Kurt's hair out and put it on the symbol. "Hey!" Kurt said and rubbed his head.

"Shush." Chandler hissed. Veronica finished the weird spell thing and closed the book. The group looked around and nothing happened. "Told you it was fake." Veronica huffed.

"Do I look fake to you?" A voice said from above and the group looked up towards a tree and gasped. There, on a branch was a demon that looked human in every way except the fact he had horns, wings and a tail that were red and black. H.Mac and H.Duke screamed and hugged each other in fear while Chandler and Veronica booked it back towards town. The other two heathers ran after them leaving Kurt there absolutely stunned.

"Weird." The demon said hopping down and leaned into the tree. "so, why did you summon me?" He asked. Kurt gulped. "um, thing is I didn't. The girls that ran away did." Kurt explained oddly calm about the fact he was talking to a literal demon. " I only get summon if a peace of the person Im Supposed to help is placed on my symbol." The demon said raising and eyebrow.

"The girl wearing green kinda picked out a stran of my hair.", Kurt grumbled. The demon snickered and looked Kurt up and down. "so, whats your name?" Kurt asked. "ram, yours?" The demon, ram, said. "Kurt. So, what now?" He asked.

Ram noticed something and looked over Kurt again. "What's on your neck?" Ram asked pointing a claw at Kurt's neck. "hmm? Oh uh, yeah my dad's kinda an asshole." Kurt said lightly touching the cigarette burns. Ram walked over and snaked Kurt's hand away and touched them.

Kurt felt a weird tingling and suddenly the weird feeling was gone. Ram stepped back and Kurt touched the burns again but they were gone. "whoa... Dude that's awesome! Can you do anything else?" Kurt asked smiling wide at ram. Ram went wide eyed. "Huh. No one's ever called that cool before. But uh yeah I can." Ram said.

Kurt suddenly remembered something his dad said. "so wait, do I like, owe you my soul or something now?" Kurt asked, his smile fading. "what? No, but I am kinda tied to you know so unless you wish for something like fame I'm stuck with you forever." Ram explained.