Lizards in Fishbowls

What this bitch is all about

Billie belongs to a man which who is a boss of a.. idk, a haircut? Fur cut? Dog barber for dogs. Billie is a very curious (h°®π¥) dog, loves adventure and despises other dogs. Her owner brings her to a cafe that they often go to. Today, they're going again. Billie is unhappy knowing she'd see her biggest enemy once again, Bee. A poodle walking around the cafe like a queen in Met Gala. I'on even know what Met Gala is. Getting attention effortlessly by waitresses and customers.

Billie never gets attention like Bee does, the only happy thing about going to this cafe is meeting her favourite waitress, Fydie. Fydie would give Billie so much love and attention unlike many others. Even if there was another waitress who fed and took care of Billie while her owner is gone every SINGLE time Billie's in the cafe, she always chooses Fydie. Billie would run across mountains, ride on a bike while having a flock of twerking stickbugs chase her and ascend to hell just to get to Fydie. Billie loves nothing more than she loves attention, she craves for it. Especially from Fydie🥺

Unfortunately

Fydie did not come that day. Billie isn't having much luck today is she? Billie is so upset when Ms. Fancy poodle pants, Bee is getting attention while Billie doesn't get any at all. How could Billie let a three year old poodle get to her everytime, she's suppose to be used to this. Ugghh.. so annoying. Billie spots a waitress who is just standing next to a table of two customers, Billie is jealous of Bee and really wants at least a little bit of attention right now, so she gets ready... Billie charges at the woman and NUDGES HER SNOUT ON THE WAITRESSES ASS VIOLENTLY. "Oh hey Billie! Didn't see ya there" says the woman. A witness, Avi aka the customer who was sitting at the table where the woman was standing next to was just 🗿.

Oh, her dad too🗿

as they watch the woman give Billie attention like nothing happened.

The woman never thought about how Billie is probably a horny ass man that got reincarnated into a Border Collie and likes ass knowing that being a dog gives that advantage of having people think the dog's just being clingy, if that sentence even actually made sense.

Billie is that type of dog that'll walk around the cafe and stare at customers and waitresses until they give her at least one pat on the head , it works. Somehow, Bee is always the little pretty princess though. Sometimes, when Fydie is around but is too busy to give attention to Billie, Billie would STARE at Fydie and turning her head at every movement Fydie makes, wether it means making 360's (with her head) around the cafe of course.

Fydie always falls for her tricks

Billie would always be waiting at tables of customers giving the look of "Give me attention ya piece of ragged dookie from an infant that got dropkicked while shitting out that ragged dookie out it's ass piece of human ass dookie straight outta toilet and back up your ass shit" and it would always work. Listen, Billie STARES AT THE WAITRESSES WITH BLOOD SHOT EYES

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Avi is a 21 year old woman who works for Billie's owner, she would come here often with Billie to the cafe and sometimes witness some things🗿, Avi has never been approached by Billie for whatever reason but whatever. There have been cases of some people losing their ass in the same cafe that Avi and Billie would often come to, Avi shrugged it off as it just sounded like complete bullshit.

Fydie was working at the cafe while Avi and Billie had just arrived there

When Billie sees Fydie, Billie instantly feels something in herself, something so much, something so needy.. Billie runs up to the woman at 300 mph in a small ass cafe. After Billie crashed into Fydie, SHE INSTANTLY WENT FOR FYDIE'S AS-

"Awwhahhah, look who's finally back!" Said Fydie.

"What the fuck" Avi muttered to herself as she sits on a table to get a coffee.

A few minutes pass by that seemed to be 10 minutes or less, Avi lifts her head and doesn't spot Billie anywhere. She starts to get a little concerned, they both have to leave the cafe soon.. as Avi was about to get up to search for Billie, she notices Billie was just next to her seat. Avi and Billie stared at each other, Avi was confused and is waiting for the little Border Collie to at least move a muscle.
Oh my Lord
Billie is staring into Avi's soul just waiting to receive a little pat from her.

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I'll just create my own authors note section here as I'm too lazy to find shit

Authors note:
What have I created
This idea is from Avo, my friend that told me about her bosses horny and clingy border collie. I created a wattpad acc just to make this bro-
Avo encouraged me as well so why not?
I'm not expecting anyone other than Avo to read this 💀
I literally decided against 7 hours of sleep for school just to spend an hour and a half on bullshit
Finished this the exact same night Avo gave me the story of Billie
Avo is Avi in this fic btw
30% of this fic isn't even from the information Avo gave me and just a ton of bullshit. That 30% is about to be 90%
Chapter 2? Idk, I have school