Vladimir
Immediately after my plan I jump on my 1 billion money private jet. As I walk in I can’t help but smile at the thought of running my hand through my baby Boris puppies fake but adorable cheese string hair.
I’m pretty much bald so I’m a bit jealous if his luscious locks 🥺👉👈
I can’t wait to have my baby in my arms, just the thought is turning me on. I need to be careful or someone might notice my third leg.
Just then, the pilot of my plane was in front of me. ‘V-Vladimir is that what I-I uwu think it is uwu,’ he stutters.
I smack my meat schlong back down and glare at him. ‘Go and fly the plane you stupid uwu baka I want my baby and he isn’t going to kidnap himself!”
He runs and I realise.
Maybe my cutie patootie cupcake burtterfly is uncomfortable with my dirty thoughts. I just can’t help it he is such a sexy kitten.
I feel the depression cumming back. I need my baby doll now. But what if he hates me 😭😭🥺😢
I would never recover.
By now I realise I am almost in britain. I’m so close now. I can practically feel the ground under my feet.Then I notice. My plane is on fire! I kick the door open with my strong muscles. I have a black belt in karate.
I jump out and suddenly feel something soft under my 20 pack of abs.
It’s- it’s my baby I landed on him 😍🥺😏
His face is even more beautiful in person so I can’t control my self I peck him on the lips.
Then I realise-
He isn’t breathing 😱 I crushed my smoochie pie 😭
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Kidnapped for Love - Boris X Vladimir
FanficVladimir has no purpose in life, and then he takes an interest in the smexy prime minister of the United Kingdom. There is only one way for him to have his smexy little uwu Baka - kidnap. Warning a lot of very intense sexual tension 🥺🥺🥺