My life

The beginning.

Before I was born, my parents and the rest of my relations, predicted that tom and I were going to be girls. However, my dad was brave enough to stick to his thoughts and said that we were going to be boys. When the time came for me to be born, I came out as slow as possible. My parents said that they could've made 2 cups of teas when I came out because I was that slow. Thus part is most probably not true but hayho, my dad chucked me across the room and i flew like the wind to mum. Then she called me Joseph. I was going to be called James but I like Joseph because it is cool I think.