[ Hiatus ] Venti x Oneshots for your simping ass

Incorrect quotes of y/n and venti lol

Y/n: venti :)

Venti: yes

Y/n: you look pretty cute and hot in your archon form i would like to see it often now :)

Venti: (//_//)

Y/n: I knew kaeya would help me!!

Kaeya: slay y/n 

Y/n: I would like to taste dicks today

Venti: what

Y/n: I mean yours-

Venti: 👀

Y/n: Welp that didnt end well oops

Diluc: what didnt end well?

Y/n: *points to venti whos having trouble walking with his shaky legs*

Diluc: i-

Y/n: Yes i had sex with him so hard ;)

Rosaria and kaeya: 😧😧😧 spill the tea 

Y/n: Ehe~

F!Y/n: Stop touch my tits bitch

Venti who switched bodies with f!venti: 

No *squishes*

F!Y/n: I will have or-

Venti: WAI-

Y/n: I would like a venti plea-

Venti spawning out of no where:

EHE~

Y/n: I am horn knee

Venti: i just got out of my wheel chair 2 weeks ago not now Y/n dont-

Y/n: Yes :)

Venti: ♿️

Y/n: :D

Y/n: Dont come in venti I swear to Barbatos dont!!-

venti: WHY DO U HAVE A BODY PILLOW OF ME WHEN IM ALREADY YOUR FUCKING PILLOW BI-

Y/n: Ussjuskjknjkaaasuindiobx

Y/n: Sp are you asking to have sex with you?

Random girl: ye-

Venti: BITCH NOT ON MY WATCH YOU ARENT

Y/n: Me or the female version of me?

Venti's pansexual ass:

UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(I like to headcanon venti as pan lol)

Venti: now i know why girls like gxg sex

Y/n: Wait what-

Venti: its fucking amazing /j

F!Y/n: Porn whore

Winter: bitch who's literally me

F!Y/n: I- stop calling me out

F!venti: EHHHHHH

Venti: Y/n where tf is our child

Y/n: We had a child

Venti: FUCK YES NOW WHERE IS HE ?!!?

Y/n: IDFK

Y/n: I want a cat

 Venti: im magically a fucking cat <33

Y/n: Cuddle with me bitch

Venti: yes

Y/n: *sleeping*

Neko!Venti: i will cause chaos >:)

Y/n: Hmmmmmmm i would prefer female ven-

Venti: no 

Y/n: *cuddles with a pillow*

Venti: i wanma be that pillow >:(

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Moonii out!!