Do not reach any conclusion after reading the first line only
"Ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome the love of my life, my soulmate, my jaan, my entire existence ......"
"Aree bhai sare adjectives aj he use kre ga kya
Jaldi bol na
Dosre innocent mafia ki bhi press conference attend krne jana hai
Wahan khana bhi mile ga
Yahan khana toh dur
Paani bhi kisi ne nhi poocha
Or yeh tum mafia logon ka drama khatam nhi hota kya
Har roz koi na koi function
Bhot muft ke paise hain kya
Koi marta maar jae...lekin jashan na ruke
Baap re"
"Angre ask them to zip up their mouth
I have to introduce my jaaneman to the entire world
The one who had stolen my heart"
"Stolen???
Chor hai kya??
Oo bhai log apne phone or wallet chupa lo
Yeh na ho hawa ho jaein"
"Chuppppp
So as i was saying
I was an alone man surrounded by many people"
"Koi logic hai iss baat ki??"
"Chuppp....
But then someone entered my life
Brightened it like the shining sky"
"Wah wah
Wah wah
Kya mast shayeri kar rha hai mafia"
"Angreee
Kabhi toh kch kaam kr lia kro
Chup krwao inhe....
Haan toh main kahan tha"
"Yahin the sir
Hamare same
VR mansion main"
"Everyone plzz welcome my heartbeat
MR KABIR RAI SINGHANIA"
"NAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
BOSS AP MUJHE DHOKA NAHI DE SKTEEEEEE
Main mar gaya,lut gaya ,barbad ho gya
Mera pyaar bewafa ho gya"
"Haye main mar gyeeeeeeeee
Mera pota hath se nikal gaya
Ab mere business ka kya hogaaaaa
Hayeee ram....."
"YEH NAHI HO SKTAAAA
KABUTAR SIRF MERA HAI
MAIN APNE KABUTAR KI BEGUM JAAN
VANSH BHAIII....YAHAN APKI MAN MANI NAHI CHALE GE
KABBU SIRF OR SIRF MERA HAI"
"Sorry aryan
Par main toh sirf apne vansh ka hoon
Mera one and only
TURU LOB"
The end
Just to cool everyone down
No offence to anyone.....
