Jeff Probst is sitting on the branch of a tree, as cloudy skies are in the air.
Jeff: We've been to a dark galaxy, we've been to meadows, but now we are where Survivor is known to be: an island. This is the Wumpa Islands, home to Crash Bandicoot, and REALLY big! We have better rivers, a better landscape, and a good cast to go along with it.
The winds flows more.
Probst: 18 new castaways will be on the hunt for the 3 million dollar prize. Who will be the Sole Survivor? The road begins NOW!!
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Three boats are speeding in, each with six castaways. One holds the first tribe, featuring Senator Armstrong, Cinderella, Frieza, Android 18, Nebula, and Michael.
Armstrong: Do you know what I could do with three million? Money is power, and i can't make omelette without it!
Frieza: These are just mere amateurs compared to me! They aren't ready for the villainy I will bring to this table!
Michael: I'm very excited for the show. Did you know I HOSTED this?
He chuckles.
Michael: It was at a work retreat. As a boss, I can take charge. I'm ready for it...Let's go.
The second boat holds another tribe, with Scott, Harley, Kakashi, Ada, Kevin, and Steve.
Harley: My neighbor slapped the flier on my car, and I saw the reward money and decided "fuck it." I need this okay?! I'll chop my hand, no my ARM off to get it.
Scott: I like to find the good in everything! I don't get being "oh the misery" all the time, that must suck! You know what's better than good? Great! What's great? The money!
Steve: Im about to rock em! (What?) Sock em! (What?) Run my mouth all the way home, and take the damn bag!
The third boat holds the last six people, with Gamora, Vegeta, Heather, Patrick, Chun-Li, and the Skeleton
Gamora: I have survival skills and physical skills. The biggest problem will be the people.
Vegeta: Everyday I want to be stronger. Kakarot isn't here so it's my time to show IM NUMBER ONE!
Heather: Let's see, I'm with the jolly green golem, a meathead with bad hair, a downright sociopath, and a literal skeleton. This is a piece of cake!
The three boats reach land, as Jeff Probst waits for them. All eighteen castaways leave the boats..as Vegeta snaps his head to see Frieza. Frieza slowly waves at him.
Vegeta: You HAVE GOT to be kidding! How did FRIEZA get on here?!
Cut to Frieza's confessional, where he's giggling.
Frieza: I'm in his head for free! Soon I'll prove why he's always just second best!
The two slowly turn their heads to Jeff.
Jeff: Welcome to Survivor: Wumpa Islands!
There is cheering from everyone (minus Kakashi, Heather, and Frieza).
Jeff: As you know, there was a division before we got here. 3 groups of six...that will be your starting tribes. This is the last season we'll do color coded tribes for people who HAVE seen the show. If you haven't, this is all new to you.
A few interns pull up with three boxes. They are open, as Jeff digs through the far left one. He pulls out six Red buffs.
Jeff: Tribe 1, you'll be the Red Tribe.
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Survivor: Wumpa Islands
FanfictionMy third Survivor season is here! 3 million is on the line, as 18 new castaways will head to Wumpa Islands, the residence of Crash Bandicoot! Jeff Probst takes new risks this season, as strategy is the last thing some castaways have to worry about...
