Some random Heart x Character stuff

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I'm so bored and even though I am the creator of my show that isn't even out yet, I'm making this. Also keep in mind, if you ever come across my show, most of this stuff ain't  cannon unless I say so. All ships I do with my show aren't cannon unless I say so, oh and remember the Unnamed Object Show book thing? Yeah those characters but Emerald and Diamond aren't hosts but Hard Hat and Pickaxe are. Anyways, time for the one-shot stuff.

Oh and I use the OTP prompt generator for most of this stuff

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Heart : *Chilling in Rose's lap*

Rose : *Small sniff* I don't like your new shampoo 

Heart : Wh-

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Heart : AND DON'T YOU EVER MAKE FUN OR BULLY ANY OF MY FRIENDS AGAIN YOU SHORT, SLOW A-

Butterfly Knife : *Picks Heart up and takes them away from Horn*

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Glass shatter sound

Heart : *Wakes up* HuHhhh..?

Paper : *Climbing into the room from the window* Uhhh, hi?

Heart : What.

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Heart : *Hugs Paper*

Paper : *Loses breath* I'm going to crease and maybe tear-

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Butterfly Knife : Why are we here again?

Heart : I like children

*Orphanage* 

The two walk out with child PC

Butterfly Knife : You're taking care of the child, I just came with you.

Heart : Mhmmm *Insert smug face while carrying PC on their head*

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Rose : What am I supposed to do while your gone? Everyone else left 

Heart : Uhhh, what do you do when Im gone?

Rose : wait for you to come  back

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Heart : THERE WAS A HUGE BUG OUTSIDE AND *sniff* IT WAS SCARY AND AND-

Paper : *Looks outside the window to see a butterfly while patting Heart's back* Heart it's just a butterfly 

Heart : A BIG BUTTERFLY

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Heart : *Leaning on Rose's shoulder while sleeping*

Paper in her mind : I am going to murder  Rose one day.

Rose : *Sleeping*

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Heart : *peeking over the counter to watch a candle burn*

(A/N : Haha short)

Butterfly Knife : *Records a minute or two of Heart staring at the Candle*

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Heart : Hmm I wonder if I could just *Walks up to Paper*

Paper : *Is playing two square with the others*

Heart : *Picks up Paper bridal style and leaves*

Life vest : What the f-

Crayon : Damn, so who's out?

Eraser : Paper is

Crayon : Oh

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Yeah Im to lazy to make more iausfmhgs


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