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Talking: Yeet
Shouting: Yeet!
Whispering: Yeet
Pun: Yeet
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I wake up in dirt? I digged my way out and took a deep breath! Oh hey I got some weird glowing rings on my fingers... weird...

Suddenly I gain some scrambled memories from Chara?? ...oh, I see why she hated humans... her parents were dicks, and when they tried to tell other people they were called a lair... there are so many bad memories... Man fuck humans! Monsters are cool!

???:!!! Chara is that you!

Turn around to see a small yellow talking flower... let's react how I would react....

"OH my gosh are you a talking flower! And the talking flower knows my name!"

???: What are you talking about you know I am... I'm Asriel your best friend!

They started crying so I awkwardly pat their head? Their flower head...

"... uh there there, um sorry Asriel was it, I don't think I know who you are... tho having a friend sounds nice and honestly I don't want a human to be my friend their mean..."

Asriel: Chara what is the last you remember...?

"Hmm let's see I was climbing mount ebott and stared at a giant hole in ground, and then i was in a dark place with black goo covered strings tied to me... it was making it so i couldn't move and i could hardly breathe... then bam! I wake in the ground!"

Asriel? is shocked and thinks I might have amnesia, then I put on a confused face that slowly turned in panic.

"...why was I in the ground... am I dead!?! Am I a zombie!?"

Asriel: chara... your not a zombie but I think you have amnesia...

"Oh okay since have a giant hole in my memory I guess that makes sense!"

I made a small pun while pointing to the hole in the ceiling, which caused Asriel to groan, it also seems that both me & Chara liked making puns and that me & Chara are slowly fusing together.

Asriel: I did not miss your puns.

"Okay that was a bit of a stretch but let me go on a leaf and say you are worth your weight in Marigolds, ahahaha!"

I said which caused him to groan again but I can see it in his face, he missed my puntastic puns!

"Anyways enough of my puntastic puns your saying that you knew me right?"

Asriel: Yeah I was your adoptive brother.

"So you know why I was in the ground?"

Asriel: It is a long story but do you really want to hear it.

"Yes!"

Asriel: okay here it goes-

*Timeskip brought to you by Asriel explaining how they met, how the became like real siblings, and their plan, then their death, after their deaths, finally the hundreds of genocides*

"Wow so in the end you and I bit the dust, huh?"

Asriel: did you really make a pun out of our deaths?

"Dark humor is a great coping mechanism! So what's the plan?"

Asriel: plan?

"Yeah everyone thinks I'm dead and those that don't, think I'm evil! And we can't stay with mom since she'll tell Sans about us, and i don't want to have a bad time..."

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