jim: hmmm.... do you want to eat a banana?
bob: sure, just a few of them, i'm not very hungry
jim: okay! let's eat since we are starving!
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i can make orange rhyme with banana; bornana
eating pork rinds with pajamas
playing fortnite with yo grandma!!!
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bob: i'm starting to like the banana, but i don't really want to eat it all
jim: well, that's okay then. maybe eat some tomorrow!
bob: OH GOD
jim: what's happening, bob?
bob: *craps in his pants*
jim: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU???
bob: OH GOD!!!!
*bob craps in pants again*
bob: *breathing* oh my god, that was something new
jim: .....i guess so
bob: i don't like the bananas, they taste good but they make me crap a lot.
jim: ...so what do you want to do now? play video games?
bob: ah, i'm good.
jim: ...okay then!
YOU ARE READING
jim and bob: the store
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