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Chapter 10

"They laugh at me because I'm emo, I killed my girlfriend that's why I' m single"

                -Lil Uzi Vert

Emo and sadness, the current emotions you face. Your uwu sussy baka anime face drenched in tears like cute waterfalls. You sit for a long time, a few minutes? an hour, 69 years? you can't tell. Then, you think of something: what if... you were to tell them you broke up. Lying wasn't unnatural for you, you had lied before and you were good at it. One time you lied to your mom when you accidentally fed her pet gerbil chocolate and it died 💀.

A grin creeped it's way across your cute uwu anime babe XD lol face rawr XD. You run from the school bathroom just in time for school to end when you rush home. You unlock your phone and hover over the name for Ethan and after an eternity you press the call button. You know he picks up when you hear loud tears on the other end of the phone.

"H-hi" he sobs out.

"Hey" You speak softly and cute. "So, i'm sorry about earlier - we broke up"

"Oh, uwu"

"So, we can still go to the dance - if you want?"

"OH GOSH GOLLY MS MOLLY I WOULD LOVE TO HEEHEEHEE!!!!" He cries.

He is ecstatic, but you, you feel a little guilty. It's fine, it wont matter anyways.

Calling Aiden's number you heart even louder yoghurt-male sobbing in the background.

"Hey, my little sussy yoghurt male"

"H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi," He says in a high anime voice.

"It's okay - calm down", You say with teehee uwu comfort in your voice. "We broke up."

"R–r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rreally?" he sniffs into his yoghurt.

"Yeah, we can still go to the school dance if you want to?"

"Yuh," He agrees. 

You hang up and lay down on your pink goofy ahh bed. Jørns Frederiksen didn't know this and you wished for it to to stay that way. But you gain satisfaction in knowing that Dickie's and the yoghurt male were going to the dance with you again. This couldn't go wrong though... right?