rom the minute you woke up you had your goal in your mind. Bichael Mackson wouldn't live to see another day. You had to protect your lil' gamer boy uwu sussy secret imposter. You get out of bed and put on a cute little drippy lol XD rawr XD haha funny sus outfit.
You walk downstairs to your mother who is making a sussy quandale dingle sandwich for you.
"Oh, hi sweety!" She yells to you from the kitchen.
"Hi mother figure" You say.
"I made your favourite again!" She smiles as she moves out of the way to show the most perfect quandale dingle sandwich ever. Your sussy stomach growls at the sight of it like a furry seeing an IRL animal.
"Uh, actually, im not that hungry" You lie.
"Oh, okay" A single tear falls from mother figure's eye into the sandwich. Extra flavour yummy yummy in my sussy baka tummy.
"Can you put it in the fridge for me later?"
"Of course deary" She blows her nose on the sandwich for even more flavour.
You move over to the knife rack and grab the sharpest one you see. Mother figure stops you.
"Honey, what are you doing with that uwu?" She interrupts.
"Uhhh..." You see her stare intensify " A guy on omegle wants knife pics"
"Oh okay." Her mood seems to return to normal. "Have fun!"
Phew! You're safe.
"Hey mother dearest."
"Yes?"
"Where is bichael?"
"Oh, he's at his house spending time with his uwu sweet home alabama family." She informs you.
"Good to know"
You sonic run out of the house to Bichael and Michael's house, knife in hand. Tears in your eyes for your beautiful sussy baby gamer boy blue. You'll save him from Bichael who's REALLY the sussy imposter. You speed through the neighbour hood while you sing the popular hip/hop rap song "Apple Bottom Jeans" By T-Pain and and Flo Rida produced in 2007 by Flo Rida on the album "Low"
Mm-mm-mm-mm
Let me talk to 'em
Let me talk to 'em
Let it rain, mm-mm-mm
Let me talk to 'em
C'monShawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was lookin' at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, lowThem baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a slap (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, lowHey, I ain't never seen nothin' that'll make me go
This crazy all night, spending my dough
Had the million dollar vibe and a body to go
Them birthday cakes, they stole the show
So sexual
She was flexible, professional
Drinkin' X and O
Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think I-, whoaDid her thing, I seen shawty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain, I'm makin' it snow
Work the pole, I got the bankroll
I'ma say that I prefer the no clothes
I'm into that, I love women exposed
She threw it back at me, I gave her more
Cash ain't a problem, I know where it goShe had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was lookin' at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, lowThem baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a slap (ayy)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, lowHey, shawty, what I gotta do to get you home?
My jeans filled with guap and they ready for shones
Cadillacs, Maybachs for the sexy grown
Patron on the rocks that'll make your moan
One stack c'mon, two stacks c'mon, three stacks c'mon
Now that's three grand
What you think I'm playin'? Baby-girl, I'm the man
I invented rubber bandsThat's what I told her, her legs on my shoulders
I knew it was over
That Henny and Cola got me like a soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her
So lucky, oh, me, I was just like a clover
Shawty was hot like a toaster
Sorry, but I had to fold her
Like a pornography poster, she showed herApple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was lookin' at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, lowThem baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a slap (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, lowWhoa, shawty, yeah she was worth the money
Lil' mama took my cash
And I ain't want it back
The way she bent that back
Got all them paper stacks
Tattoo above her crack
I had to handle thatI was on it, sexy woman
Let me showin', and make me want it
Two in the morning, I'm zoned in
Them Rosay bottles foaming
She wouldn't stop, made it drop
Shawty did that pop and lock
Had to break her off that guap
Gal was fly just like my GlockApple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was lookin' at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, lowThem baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a slap (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low (c'mon)
You run to the door only to find a face, one that belongs to someone new.
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Hey... are you a new student here too?
FanfictionIts y/n's first day at the new high school, Sakura Blossom high august 3, 2014. You are shy and don' t talk to anyone until... "Hey... are you a new student here too?"