Incorrect Basement AU Quotes

Rebirth, 1

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RebShadow: Hey what time is it?

RebWhy: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out 

RebWhy: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* 

RebSteel: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING 

RebWhy: It's 2 am

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RebAbattu (RebAttu): Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much

RebEcho: Wait you've been to jail?

Rebattu: Once... in Monopoly

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RebSteel: Oh no

RebDragon: Oh no

Bullbegger: *smashes through a wall* OH YEAH

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RebCrab: I just ended a four year relationship.

Rebattu: oh my gosh are you okay?

RebCrab: It wasn't my relationship

RebBismark (Rebmark) and RebSunny fighting in the background

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RebSteel: Well if isn't sussy crab *starts dying laughing*

RebCrab: bro are you high?

RebSteel: let me check..

RebSteel: yes.

RebSteel: HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT

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RebShadow: oh hey- AHHHHHH! CALM YO FCKING DOG BITCH

Oreo: it dont bite.

RebShadow: *picks up severed arm* YES IT DO BIT-

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RebMaxi: tell Abattu about the birds and the bees

RebEcho: they are disappearing at a alarming rate

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