dave and phil watch finding jesus 2

queers

i am so so sorry (not)

art is mine btw except the cover !

yes its phil crucified shh

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gummybear song was playing on the radio as phil did paperwork or something idfk

he stacked papers and wrote shti on them. then he went through envelopes because yeah. phils eye was caught on a homestuck themed envelope titled "TO PHILIP GUY: ur mental illneis diagnosis x3 !! <3". phil cringed at this and opened. his jaw dropped to the floor as his mental illness diagnosis read "GAY HOMO QUEER!!!!!!!!!". he was mortified.

as phil was horrified by this dave burst through the door.

 "HOWDY PHILERP!!!!!!! IM KARKALICIOUS!!! SO DELICIOUS!!!!!!" dave shouted as phils head fell onto the desk. 

"get out mr. miler im NOT in the mood. also are you fucking singing karkalicious the homestuck song wtf" "why eys philerp i AM singign homestuck!!!! r u ok??" dave repsonded.

as phils head lie on the desk dave inspected the contents ontop of the desk. 

he saw this homestuck envelope that said. you fuckiing know what ti said sthuup! dave picked it up and read the mental ilines. GAY?!?!?!?!? PHIL IS.....G-G-GAY.... Omg same bestie!!!!! dave thought to himself as he hummed karkalicious like a faggot

"DAVE STOP LOOKING AT MY STUFF!!!!" phil shouted at dave. "omg 😘😘😍🥺🥺🥺 phil did u just call me dave.... omg... *blushes*..." dave sayed. phil stared at him icnrudualously. "DID YOU JUST FUCKING SYA OUT OUT 'BLUSHES'??????" "well maybe i did...... giggles..." "GOD shut up!!!!!!!!"

dave laughed and ruffled phils hair in which phil was horrified. why is dave gay. wha t the fuck..........!!!!! "mr miller r u a queer" phil asked raising his eyebrow like the rock. "OMG HOW DID U KNOW SILLY!! XDD :3 !!!" dave responded, makeing a puppy dog face like a fucking gay oh my god i hate him!!!! (im dave irl srs)

phil sighed and pinched his nose. he was tired of daves nonsens!!!!!!! god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 "anyways philerp... i got this new sweet movie and i would uhm um um umm," dave did that stupid fucking  🥺👉👈 thing "uh,m.... bluushes.. i want to go to ur apartment and watch it with oyu pls..." phil was surprised at this offer but it made him kind of happy so he accepted "yass queen ofc we can i will driv.e you back to my plce wiht me but um warning theres a cat" "dont worry philerp im not allergic to cats anymore... i became a LEFTIST...now im a tolerant left.."

phil shurgged this off and soon it was closing time so they went to phils car and drove to phils apartment. 

to be CONTINUED.....