dave and phil watch finding jesus 2

te amo!

uruuuuuuuguhhhhhhhhh auuuuughhh hi my name is auuuuuugh winstead euuutghooh

warning for gays and slurs 🙁🙁🙁😢

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it had been 4 hours and dave and phil were STILL in the car. 

the entire time dave had been blasting weezer music on loop. phil couldnt take it anymore. he was going to go fucking insane.

"oh my god mr miller PLEASE turn it off i cant handle buddy holly being looped for 1 more second" phil complained. dave must be mentally ill. does he kin shinji or some shit? why does he continue to loop weezer. "but phil!!!! i look just like buddy holly oh oh and youre mary tyler moore!!!!!" dave continued to sing the lyrics. phil sighed

dave was SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!! and queer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god!!!! what a faggot!!! although he thought dave fucking sucked and should explode he also thought dave was a silly goofy and possibly even wacky guy. "heyg phil what are u thingking about" dave asked as he noticed phil was in deep thought even though he shodulg be DRIVING

"its nothing mr miller we should be there soon" philr epsonded and dave shurgged it off and continued singing weezer. my god SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! god u queer faggot

they had FINALLY got to phils aparmtnet after 4 hours of dave blasting weezer songs in phils car.

"mr miller were here" phil sayed. when he turned off his car the weezer music stopped and dave looked very disappointed. "erm.. u rmr that were watching ur movie ri-" "OH RIGHT MY MOVIE!!! UR GONNA LOVE IT PHILERP!!!! LETS GO INSIDE NOW!!!" dave yelled in his ear excitedly. stupid gay

as they headed into phils apartment dave looked around confused. "hey phil why dont u have a bed silly" dave asked. "im broke asf mr miller i sleep on the couch" "ok" dave jumped on the couch and gestured for phil to sit beside him but then he soon got up to put the movie in. 

"whats the movie called?" phil asked, curcious. dave smirked and started giggling like a 7 year old who just "pranked" someone. "its called finding jesus 2." oh. phil squinted his eyes. god. cant dave just go 1 day without some goofy ahh nonsense!!!!! whatever. phil should just watch the movie. 

the movie started with a blue screen and suddenly music played. phil glanced over to ketchup. he forgot to ask dave if the movie had music. suddenly ketchup got up on their hind legs and walked towards dave and phil.

"Hello, you two. It appears you have been playing music within my hearing range. Please turn it off, or make it so where I cannot hear, before I gut you both like fish." ketchup spoke in formal english and soon got back on all fours.

 dave just sat there traumatized, and phil, also traumatized, got up and put the weird pink music thingy on ketchup idfk. 

"ok mr miller... we can now start ur weird movie" phil sayed breaking the awkward silence. "yayyyy i know u will love it!!!" dave said, starting up the movie. "we should make out during the scary parts" dave commented. "we should WHAT during the WHAT parts of FINDING JESUS 2????" phil said jaw dropping

"i SAID we should make out during the scary parts of finding jesus 2." dave stated yet again. "mr miller. how are there SCARY PARTS of a movie called FINDING JESUS 2???? and WHY DO YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH ME?????? DURING THE SCARY PARTS??? OF FIDING JESUS 2????" phil was fucking losing his mind. dave wanted to fucking MAKE OUT during the fucking SCARY PARTS of motherfucking FINDING JESUS 2. Who is this man what the fuck.

"phil im ELL GEE BEE TEE for yo...." dave confessed and phil gapsed!!! WTF!!!!!

right as phil was about to respond someone kicked the door open

"HELLO QUEERS."

to be contineudd.......