The Used Shoe

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by UnmotivatedThing

by UnmotivatedThing

Being a used shoe had its advantages and its disadvantages. Like no one really wants it. Everyone wants brand new shoes, never the used ones even though we're awesome! And only the ones on the shelves of a bigger store, not a thrift store.

Being a new shoe sometimes is better than being a used one, used shoes see the beginning and end of life so often. Like the one I saw, I was just sitting there by the door where the person always left me, but then all of a sudden the window broke from the kitchen, no one must've heard it, a person appeared from it and went up the stairs to the bedroom, moments later the person and the person who wore me came down the stairs but the person who came in through them down the stairs, and landed in front of me, and they had no eyes but it wasn't the person that was in front of me it was just their head. Sometimes life was normal other times life was crazy like mine.

My friend windmill likes stealing wind and wives. A child no. 7 foot rats. Gender: male, female, other-rats in a trench coat selected. Plasma gun?! Sausage gun?!

SKENASKABISHSKABISHNESKABISHUENESKABISHCHEE HA HOO HOO - System Of A Down. I don't know if you're evil or just stupid!! It's like a reward. I've dug two graves for us my dear. Don't. Too bad :]. See a man beheaded, get offended, see your mom, show us pictures of your mom, start a rumor, buy your mom, send a death threat to your mom, find a tumor in your mom, you should kill your mom, here's how you can build your mom, Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your mom.

My ankle tumor pops!!!!!!! It's gross though. Cry qabout bit. *distant HeeHoo murdering noises* Hunted By HeeHoo. God your a fox hamiltonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Honmk. Bonmk. Ding dong bing bong here comes my ding dong. Illegal. No, no, very legal. Stop with the tumor no jerry. So no head? *smashes phone and skateboard*.

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Jerry is offended- Jerry sad. Cereal man loves jerry <3 but jerry does not love cereal man so they divorce a lot </3. Cereal man is obviously just stupid because Jerry loves him viree much. Cereal man is offended to be called stupid but loves jerry as well<3. The end

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