We Don't Talk About Zoey - A TMF Parody

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We don't about Zoey, no no no,

We don't talk about Zoey!

BUT

It was the big day (It was our big day),

We were getting ready and there wasn't a cloud in the sky,

(No clouds allowed in the sky)

Zoey walks in with a malicious grin (THUNDER!),

You telling this story or am I?

(I'm sorry mi vida go on)

Zoey then became a pain (Why did she do that?),

Her boyfriend with a wacky name (Generally she's a rat),

Won the contest in the end (What a joyous day but anyway)

We don't about Zoey, no no no,

We don't talk about Zoey!


Hey.

Grew in living fear of Zoey stuttering or stumbling,

I can always hear her sort of muttering and mumbling,

I associate her with the sound of babies crying (Waa, waa, waa)

A girl with a heart, not made of gold,

Always so cruel and always so cold,

And her actions almost nearly disqualified the band,

Do you understand?


Long messy hair,

Bleached to pale,

When she yells your name,

Evil will prevail,

Yeah, she becomes your biggest fear,

And soon, you're a pariah among your peers (Hey!),


We don't talk about Zoey, no no no,

We don't talk about Zoey!


She told me I will fail the test, the next day, fail! (No no!)

She told me my dog will eat my papers tonight! (No no!)

She said that I will start to soon, drop my grades, now my mom and dad are in rage! (No no!)

Your fate is sealed, when your worst fear comes true one day!


She told me she will be my girl until the end of time,

She told me, that she'll never leave me and will always stay by my side (Oh hey guys, Mrs. Jones is on her way!),

She told me that I am just a freak and will never be free.. unable to prosper!

And so I proved her wrong (Hey freak, I want not another word outta you,), will I ever be free now?


Um, Zoey,

Yeah about that Zoey,

I really need to know about Zoey,

Give me the truth and the whole truth, Zoey!

Oh Drew! Your partner's here! (Play the song!)


(Gibberish)


He's here!

Don't talk about Zoey, no, no, no, (Why did I talk about Zoey?)

Not a word about Zoey! (I never should have brought up Zoey!)

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A/N: YOOOOOOOOOO

I hope you enjoyed this lmfao

Credits!

I'm so glad I met equally chaotic people to sing it with me (I sung at the beginning)

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I'm so glad I met equally chaotic people to sing it with me (I sung at the beginning)

Anyways adios humans

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