Keys: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Manager Ji-Hyun: Okay, but what is updog?
Vox: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Stellar: No, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Bel: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Cam: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Keys: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Stellar: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Vox: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Manager Ji-Hyun: What's a henway??
Keys: Oh, about five pounds.

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Cache Incorrect Quotes
AcakA collection of incorrect quotes involving: The members of Cache-Bel, Vox, Cam, Stellar Their manager and Keys (their fan base)!