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Keys: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Manager Ji-Hyun: Okay, but what is updog?

Vox: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Stellar: No, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Bel: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Cam: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Keys: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Stellar: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Vox: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Manager Ji-Hyun: What's a henway??

Keys: Oh, about five pounds.

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