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*Cache is learning CPR on a test dummy*

Ji-Hyun: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Bel: No, Ji-Hyun. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.

Ji-Hyun: No, that's not part of it—

Bel: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Stellar: I would want to live with no legs.

Cam: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Stellar. You don't do anything.

Ji-Hyun: All right, well, lets get back to it. 'Cause you're losing him.

Bel: *pumps frantically*

Ji-Hyun: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.

Bel: Okay, that's uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?

Vox: How's that gonna help you?

Bel: I will divide and then count to it.

Vox: Right.

Cam: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of 'Staying Alive' by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

Bel: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.

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