It was normal for Eri to call the others for a meeting, but Ran still was confused why both Sanzu, and he were in Eri's room. She was looking at a few clothes and left. After a few minutes, she came back and once again had clothes on that screamed 'Wine aunt'.
Sanzu was on Eri's couch and once he saw her gave her thumbs up.
'' Eri why are we here?'' he asked and Eri gave him a look.
'' ugh Ran, let me have my moment! Alright now that we all are finally here, let's start talking business.'' if they both were honest, Eri's look scared them a little.
'' today I was scrolling through TikTok and bam I found something out. You can start a fucking religion with three people or more like members! I was then like damn I want my own religion but one where I can be like their Jesus or something like that. Then I was like nah that's too basic and decided I want something else. Let's start a cult.'' both Ran and Sanzu looked at her confused.
'' you want to start a cult? For what?'' Ran asked confused.
'' for sacrifices, of course! I want people to think of me like I'm their oxygen. Like I'm the only thing keeping them alive. Also, I like to prank people.'' after the last words, both Ran and Sanzu nodded. Pranking people wasn't that bad.
* few days later*
Eri didn't know how Ran and Sanzu did it, but she had now a cult filled with like one thousand people. She was so going to use that. They bought a small house where their cult meetings would be, and everyone inside the cult was waiting for Eri. She was so going to use this situation for a dramatic entrance.
She made her way inside a white dress and flower crown. -yes, she was this dramatic- both Ran and Sanzu were like her bodyguards and making sure no one touched her. She was making her way to a small place that way higher, so everyone could see her.
'' hello, my little minions. Today we are here to talk about your first mission. I want a sacrifice and to be specific a virgin. But only one, two is too much and not really fitting the vibe.'' she said and everyone cheered and made their way outside to search for a virgin they could sacrifice. Eri turned to both Sanzu and Ran.
'' I'm hungry.'' with that they left to get something to eat.
* a few hours late*
They made their way back to the small cult house and saw something that annoyed Eri. There were thirty people who definitely weren't in her cult. That only could mean she has now thirty virgins in a room.
'' the hell? Didn't I tell you pillow fuckers to bring one virgin? I don't want to start a virgin orgy! Guys, if you don't listen, then you don't fit inside my cult. So can one of you guys bring all this virgins out and bring me one and with one I mean one.'' she glared, and they made their way out to fix the problem. Once they were finished and had the virgin. Eri looked close and saw something. The guy was kinda cute.
'' before we start, the sacrifice. What is your name?'' she asked, and the guy looked at her as if she lost her mind. He didn't speak, so Eri began to move forward and take his hand.
'' K-kayo.'' Eri was about to leaven when she heard him stutter, but nodded. Right, she needed to calm down.
'' what do you do in your free time?'' Kayo only looked at her, scared.
'' s-study fo-r school video ga-ames.'' Eri nodded and hold his chin.
'' why are you a virgin?'' he didn't answer and blushed bright red.
'' y-you kn-now.. be-ing busy.'' Eri nodded. She made her way to her phone and made a story. She was so going to talk about her cult. Once the story was over, she looked at Kayo. Chifuyu was better, he had a mix of cute, hot and kind. Kayo was cute, but nothing more.
Her minions put Kayo on a table and hold him down. He was screaming and trying to break free. Before they could sacrifice him, the door opened. Inside came Koko and Seishu, who gave Eri a judgy look. Well, Koko gave her a judgy look, Seishu tried his hardest not to laugh is ass off.
'' Eri! Stop this nonsense and come with me. I can't believe you started a cult.'' he scolded her and behind him Seishu gave Eri a thumbs up and nodded as if to tell her good job. She tried her best not to laugh.
'' damn, I even have my own Judas!'' Eri whispered over to Sanzu and Ran.
''how did you find me?'' she asked confused and Koko showed her the story she made.
When the cult got stopped by Koko. Ran and Sanzu got in trouble with Mikey. Eri got forced to sleep at Seishu's place. -she didn't have a problem with that-.
Later, after Koko fell asleep, she and Seishu talked about her cult and laughed their asses off.
BONUS
Sanzu and Ran were right in front of Mikey, who had a blank look on his face. Ran didn't seem bothered, and Sanzu looked like he wanted to die. Mikey looked at them with a weird look on his face.
'' why did you start a cult?'' both Sanzu and Ran looked at each other.
'' I mean Eri started it, we just followed her.'' Ran said and Sanzu gasped.
'' you are the Judas!'' he glared at him. Ran just rolled his eyes.
'' I'm not, Koko found out about it himself.'' Sanzu just glared harder.
'' both of you, shut. Up.'' Mikey glared and both kept their mouth shut. '' for the next two weeks you are not going to talk with Eri, being with her. You are not even allowed to breathe the same air as her.'' with that, Mikey pushed them out the door. Sanzu and Ran let a small 'fuck' out.
Inside, Mikey looked through the file that contained the details about Eri's cult. He let a small chuckle out. She really was trouble.
Hey, so I cut my hair and finished stranger things. What did you do today?
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Gen z |Bonten
Fanfiction↳ In which Sanzu kidnaps the wrong person or In which Gen Z and Bonten met each other ___________________________ warning: I don't think this story is going to be good and if I'm being honest I thought about it under the shower.....enjoy there is a...