some of you are wanting more randomness so here it is ^^
bitch, i watch CSI, Ncis and criminal masterminds. i can make your eath look like an accident
That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones because someone keeps talking to you
We have ALL waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they take to long to come out.
having those weird-ass conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard us we would be put in a mental hospital
listening to someone telling a story and thinking lie lie lie lie lie lie lie
when you are thinking of really inappropriate things and suddenly you start to believe people in the room can read your mind
that one teacher eho makes you feel like a complete idiot when you get an answer wrong
that awkward moment when the class is silent and your stomach decides to make a dying walrus sound
those small random rocks in your shoe
saying youll wake up early to do something in the morning, then in the morning convincing yourself its not important
are you crying? NO, im trying this new think called peeing from my eyes
that annoying moment when the person behind you steps on your shoes
passenger on the titanic- captain are we sinking? captain- no we are doing a fucking wheely.
that awkward moment when all your friends are called pretty and youre just standinf there like, my mum thinks im awesome!
me- HEEEYYYY!!! friend-hi.. me: well FUCK YOU THEN
i dont always remember an address in australia, but when i do, its P.Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
Simon says jump *everyone jumps* Simon didnt say land your all out! Wheres Jimmy? Jimmy: FUCK GRVITY *flies away*
that awkward moment ehrn you find a bruise and have no idea how you got it
when i sit down on a field i automatically start pulling out grass
karma is when you throw a banana in mario cart and then you end up slipping on it
im a wizard! PROVE IT sorry no magic out side of hogwarts
we all have that one friend whos dad or mum scares the shit out of you
i clapped because it finished, not because i liked it
interupt my sleep and i will interupt your breathing
i hate being tickles, i do not think its cute, i do not find it funny, i will kick you in the FUCKING FACE!
that awkward moment when you pull your blanket p and punch yourself in the face
admit it! at some point in your life you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretend to be pregnant
all ways be yourself. unless you can be batman.. then be batman
i really want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME?? yes mum thats how a conversation works
that dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over
EVERYONE SHUT UP *answers phone* Hi mummy...
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. look at the bitch, eating those crackers like she owns the place
if i text a person in the same room as me, i stare at them until they get it
annoying person: you need anger managment classes. Me: you need SHUT THE FUCK UP CLASSES!!
that awkward moment ehen you cant find your friends so you stan there looking like a loner
that awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it
whoa, that was close.... i almost gave a fuck
dear millionaires, if you dont have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you are spending it wrong
hardest job ever. working in a bubble wrap factory. imagine the self control needed
the awkward moment when you think you ccn touch the bottom of the pool, then try and almost drown yourself in the process
running up the stairs in fear because you feel there is an evil presence behind you
back in elementary school, when you were the line leader, everyone else was your BITCH!!
PRINGLES! the only chip company in the world that doesnt sell air
sitting in class wondering who would die if one of the fans fell down
Youre so ugly! Really? Yes! Good i was trying to look like you today me: TROOOLLLED
those comebacks that make the whole class go "OOOOHHHHH!!!"
dear creepy noises, its funny how you go way when my arents are back. sincerely home alone
mum get me some food. Get it yourself. Nevermind im not hungry
that awkward moment when youve almost finished a bowl of corn flacks and the last five flacks are like. CATCH ME IF YOU CAN BITCH!!
some people just need a hug...around there neck...with a rope
walking around the kitchen lke pac-man when you are hungry.
bestfriends are sibblings from different parents
OMG ARE YOU OKAY?!?! oh yeah you know i just bleed for fun..?
my memory is so bad. How bad is it? How bad if what?
that awward moment when someone you dont like touches you
i always restart a game when i know i am going to lose
Hey!! *2 hours later* hey. no its to late i dont want to talk to you know
WHAT IT SAYS -do not touch WHAT I READ - touch when no one is looking
i hate it when im about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror
that like a boss moment when you throw something in the trash and it makes it
that intease feeling you have to yell something, but you dont want to cause a scene
paniking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
exercise...ex....er....cise...ex...ar...size....eggs...are....sides....for bacon.Bacon
