you know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and then wake up on the couch.
when your in class and someone asks you for a pencil so you give them the most fucked up one you own.
opening a test paper and seeing the first question and thinking, 'yep, im screwed'
i dont hate you, im just not necessarily happy about your existance
we all like that person in your class who can disrespect the teacher and get away with it
sexualy rubbing the wall until you find the switch
i dont have a dirty mind i have a sexy imagination ;D
im multi- talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time
that moment when you could actually feel the pain in your chest when someone tells you something heart breaking
*Alarm*...*Snooze*....*Alarm*...*Snooze*....*Alarm*...*Checks time* OHH....SHIT!!!
*sends risky text* 15 seconds later, no reply.....Oh no what have i done!!!!!
That erge you get to write. 'No one gives a shit!!!' on someones status
that moment when you realise you said something really embarrassing
walking into your room and saying ' I really need to clean this' then walking out
clapping the longest in the assembly because your a fearless savage
that annoying moment when you really want to text someone but you refuse to text them first
in school, teacher: must be 5-10 sentences, me: Well im only writing 5 then....
roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this makes no sence, REFRIDGERATOR
Dora: So what part did you like? me: Well, i liked it when...... dora: i liked that part too me: BITCH, I WASNT FUCKING DONE YET.
WHO THE FUCK, TOOK MY...oh....here it is
Brocoli: i look like a tree. walnut: I look like a brain. Mushroom: I look like an umbrella. Banana: DUDE!! change the subject
dear life, when i said 'could this day be any worse' i ment it as a metethorical question not a challenge
that awkward moment when you are yelling at someone and you mess up a word
i didnt trip. i was testing gravity...... it still works
i dont care how old i am, when i see a bubble, i will hunt it down and pop it!!!
ill just sleep for 5 more minutes......30 minutes later SHIT!!!
that awesome moment you say something funny, and everyone laughs so you just sit there like a boss
taking a well deserved break afte writing the tittle of your assignment
having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you
you ask. no you ask. will you please ask. why dont you ask?. fine, hey my friend wants to ask you something
mobiles ruined the fun of pushing a full clothed person into the pool
last year i asked santa for the sexist person ever for christmas. i woke up in a box
"I had a dream about you", "Ohhhhh". "Yeah you, die"
i hate it when i get that one text were im like. "How the FUCK to i reply to this??"
never mistake silence for weakness. Just remember, no smart person plans a murder out loud.
nothing makes me feel more like an idiot when im texting in bed and i drop the phone on my face
next time a stranger trys to talk to me i will look at them surprised and say "you can see me??"
"Who are you on the phone with?"....."My drug dealer, mum"
hey cool, it bends *snap!!* OH SHIT
teacher: why are you talking during a lesson? me: Why are you teaching during a conversation?
i hate it when you are at the shop and someone is just like, "Hey what are you doing here??" Oh you know, hunting elephants??
saying bitch after proving your point.
runing up the stairs like a gorilla because it is easier that way
i look at my friend and i think to myself. ' Why the FUCK do i love this RETARD!!'
i might look calm but in my head ive punched you three times
first day of school. Im actually going to try this year.....months later..... FUCK IT!!!
does anyone ever get that feeling in class were you just want to scream 'NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!!!'
remember when i asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
i dont get older i LEVEL UP!!!
you treat me like shit, but for some fucked up reason i still want you in my life
i hate it when i forget to press send and im sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply
A snail that meows. A squirrel in an astronaut suit. A crab with a whale s a daughter. The creaters of spongebob were obviously high.
dude i was there, dont try to change the story
Student: Can i go to the bathroom. Teacher: Why didnt you go during break. Student: Im sorry i dont plan out my pee schedule
mum likes to play this game of yell from 4 rooms away and then get upset when i cant hear her
why do we feel safer under a blanket? Its not like a murderer is going to come in and be like "Im gonna kill....Ohh damn, shes under a blanket"
i hate it when i have to pee right when the movie is starting to get excitng
"Dinner is ready" "Ok im coming" *Stays on the computer* "DINNERS READY!!" "I SAID IM COMING!!!"
that crazy 5 seconds when you stand up to fast and you either go blind or you get extremely dizzy
its not a real friendship withoput homosaexuel moments
if you tickle me im not responsible for your injuries
that moment when someone yells at you for clicking your pen and you have to click it one more time to use it
pressing the elevator button more than once thinking it will come faster
we are best friends, always remember i will pick ypu right back up, right after i finish laughing.
no matter how bad ass you are if a little kid passes you a plastic phone, you will answer it
3 reasons why i curse. because i fucking want too, because i fucking can and because i dont give a fuck....
that moment when you say something and it rhymes
friend request excepted.....let the stalking begin....
that moment when your teacher asks you to go and give something to another teacher and you take aslong as you can getting there and back.
that awkward moment when someone is just like "You two should date" and your thinking "Bitch, im working on it"
my best childhood memory is falling asleep on te couch and waking up in bed thinking "Wow, i can teleport......."
never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud!!
