ren x elijah fanfic from that one tiktok (NO LONGER UPDATING)

the kumala cafe date

A/N : i made this as a joke, also this will be updated everyday (at least I'll try to)
I'll also try to upload this on AO3 my user is tamayaos but I probably forgot the password so don't expect it to be on there

also I have no fucking experience at a cafe don't come for me + this is my first time writing this 😭

Elijahs POV
It's been some time since I was with Ren, he's really funny and cute, and outstanding. He's the man of my dreams. I really didn't expect to like him but here we are now, and right now, he's taking me on a date to the kumala cafe

"What are you daydreaming about Elijah?" said Ren.
"Nothing, can we just get inside the cafe?" I replied
"sure baba boy"

As soon as I was about to step in the cafe, guess who I see there..
Monika and Deli
They were just talking about stuff, they didn't seem to notice that we were here.

"oh my god they're here" I said
"Not surprised that they're here" said Ren
We were probably talking too loud about them and Monika made eye contact with us
"OOOO look it's the lover boys!" Shouted Deli, which made me blush
"And it's the lover girls!" Shouted Ren back to them
"How many people?" A waitress said, interrupting us
"A table for two, please" I said
"Right this way!" Said the waitress
The cafe was beautiful, it had flowers, roses and more.
We both sat down at the table.
"If you're ready what would you like to order?" The waitress said
"A coffee with 2 donuts, please" I said
"Got it, what would you like sir?" The waitress asked Ren
" I would like a espresso with a croissant" Ren replied
"Okay! I'll be back with your orders!" The waitress then left
"Did you really get two donuts..?" Ren asked
"Yes, what about it" I said
"You fat" said Ren
"Like my ass" I replied
"Proof?" Said Ren
"oh I'll show you proof ;)" I replied with a flirty tone
"uh, sorry to interrupt but here are your orders" said the waitress
I started blushing after the waitress was hearing their conversation
"Enjoy your food!" The waitress then left

I'm not gonna deadass write them eating I don't have the time and I want to upload this as soon as possible so...

after they finished eating
"Yummy!" I said, then I made eye contact with Ren who was just staring at me
"Uh Ren?"
"OH SHIT SORRY!" shouted Ren
Ren later then paid for the food and we left
Outside was Deli and Monika waiting for us to get out
"y'all need to stop flirting" said Deli
"Agreed" said Monika
We both were blushing
"SO YOU HEARD OUR CONVERSATION!?" I yelled
"sure did" said Monika
"I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU" said Ren
We all started laughing

this is kinda short and yes this is the story from @/16ai_ on tiktok! go follow them or if you're already here because of my comment
have a good day!
btw I'll update the book tomorrow in the afternoon!