Salina: IT CAME! IT FINALLY CAME! *runs in with a package*
Bulkhead: what's that?
Salina: *tears off the package and see the board game* DODGE OR DARE! The realistic game in Amazing world of gumball! Wanna play?
Optimus: I'll try.
Bulkhead: sure.
Wheeljack: why not?
Arcee: no thanks.
Bumblebee: I'm game.
Smokescreen: same here.
Miko, Jack and Raf: can we play?
Ratchet: no.
Ultra Magnus: no, but thank you.
*the game is set and the bots except for Ratchet, Arcee and Magnus are in their holoforms sitting around the board game with the humans*
Salina: okay, here's how you play. If you pick a dare card, you can move forward the spaces, if you don't you had to pick a dodge card and move out the spaces.
Wheeljack: how do you win?
Salina: *comes forward face to face* you don't win. You survive.
Wheeljack: uh... how do you actually win?
Salina: oh. You have to get the exact number of the dice to get to it. Understood? Okay, Prime's first.
Optimus: *rolls dice and reaches for a dare card and reads it* make a prank pizza phone call. That sounds simple.
Wheeljack: I thought Primes don't party or do prank calls.
Optimus: *glares*
Salina: *press the buttons of the pizza place and hands Optimus the phone*
Optimus: hello, I would like to order a large pizza. Would you put in the live oysters and some chicken liver.
Pizza guy: okay...
Optimus: oh and don't forget the rancid milk. *snort*
Pizza guy: along with the rest of the toppings you added?
Optimus: yes, it's an old family tradition by my great grandfather. *snort* Sir Fivedayoldunderpants. *snickered*
Humans: *trying to hold in their laughter*
The bots: *stare in disbelief*
Pizza guy: okay, what is the address?
Optimus: at 7th street. *hungs up*
The bots and humans: *laughed*
Salina: okay, okay... you get to move forward. It's Miko's turn.
Miko: *rolls dice and reaches for dare card and reads it* hmm... can I choose a dodge card?
Salina: why?
Miko: it says I have to run with a pack of dogs in a suit of ham.
Salina: oh...
Miko: *reaches out a dodge card* I have to sing *sings* all the time!
Bulkhead: she did that on purpose, right?
Miko: *sings* I'm not doing it on purpose.
Optimus: will she stop?
Salina: after you finish the game. That's what you have to worry about, you have to do the dares or else the dodges will overcome you.
Bumblebee: then why did you bought the game?
Salina: because I want to see how you guys react and Optimus did a prank call! Is that awkward or awesome?!
Wheeljack: my turn. *rolls dice and reaches for card and reads it* wear everything in the base?
Salina, Miko & Bulkhead: *grinned*
Wheeljack: no way, no way!
Optimus: well, Wheeljack you have chosen a dodge card.
Wheeljack: *picks a dodge card* your arms and hands will do just like the player closest to you.
Salina: Bumblebee is close to Wheeljack... *reaches for Bumblebee's hand and made it slap himself and Wheeljack can't control his hands so 'Bee or he had control of each other*
Smokescreen: *rolls dice and reaches for dare card and reads it* oh scrap... I'll be right back. *holoform flickered away and drove out of base*
*after awhile*
Smokescreen: *came back and in his holoform he had a bruise and a handcuffs cuffed to his right wrist* ugh... I'm gonna wash my mouth after this game.
Salina: my turn! *reaches for dare card* juggle flaming knives? *sigh chose a dodge card* okay, the floor is flaming hot lava. *feels the floor and jumps into Optimus' arms* ah! HOT! HOT! HOT!
Jack: how come we didn't feel it?
Salina: it happens when the player chooses that card.
Optimus: *puts her on the couch and sit back where he seated*
Raf: looks like my turn. *rolls dice and reaches for card and reads it* try to annoy the most serious person you know? *looks at Ultra Magnus and gulps*
Wheeljack: good luck kid.
Raf: *comes up to Ultra Magnus* Ultra Magnus...
Ultra Magnus: *turns to see Raf* yes, soldier.
Raf: *took a deep breath* HEY LOOK AT ME! AND WHAT I AM DOING! *runs in a circle with his arms up like an aeroplane while rasping*
Salina: *giggles*
Ultra Magnus: *optic twitches* soldier what are you doing?
Raf: LA, LA, LA!
Salina: okay, Raf. That's enough, eye twitch means he's annoyed.
Ultra Magnus: what?
Raf: thanks... my throat is gonna hurt for shouting so much. *went back to where he seated*
Salina: hmm... well, Bumblebee... it's your turn.
Bumblebee: *rolls the dice and reaches for dare card and reads it* you and your five players must each pick a dodge card. *he, Optimus, Smokescreen, Bulkhead, Raf and Jack chose a dodge card*
Jack: you will not talk until the game is done... *then his mouth disappeared*
Smokescreen: zero gravity overcomes you. *starts to floats but Salina held him down*
Raf: your voice will always sound like a chipmunk. *then he sounds like a chipmunk* this isn't funny!
Optimus: your emotions will show every time no matter how hard you try. *got a paper cut and starts whining* ow! My finger!
Bulkhead: whenever you talk goes backwards. *confused* ?naem taht seod tahw.
Bumblebee: your voice kept going on in beeps.
Miko: *looks around and sings* how come nothing happen yet?
Salina: cause he already kept going on in beeps.
Bumblebee: alright enough dodge or dare for today.
Salina: but we have to finish it! Before it destroys us all!
Wheeljack: please, the game must be a made up game. *place the game pieces in the box and place them on the coffee table* it's done.
