Prime's got the... hiccups?

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Salina: HEY YO!

Optimus: hello Salina *hic*

Arcee: what was that?

Miko: maybe a squeaky toy.

Salina: there's no toys in here, Nakadai.

Optimus: uh... *hic*

Bulkhead: it sounds like a kitten hiccuping in a high pitch tone.

Optimus: *hic* *hic* *hic* *hic* *hic* 0_0

Everyone except Optimus: *stares at him*

Salina: somebody got the hiccups!

Optimus: I *hic* am not *hic* having... *hic* yes. I have this *hic* hiccups.

Salina: oh, so have you tried drinking energon?

Optimus: I've tried everything in the Internet and none of it is working.

Salina: what about scaring you?

Miko: are you kidding? Boss bot couldn't even laugh or be scared. Cry of course I saw him cry during the Dodge or Dare game.

Salina: we'll wait and see... *walks over to.Ratchet* doc what is Optimus afraid of?

Ratchet: well...

#flashback#

Optimus: *arrived in his room and saw mice everywhere then run screaming to Ratchet* MICE!

#end flashback#

Salina: so you're saying Optimus is afraid of mice?

Ratchet: yes.

Salina: *grinned* HEY OPTIMUS!

Optimus: *turn to her* yes *hic* Sali-

Salina: *dumps a box of mice on the floor* BE FREE LITTLE FRIENDS!

Optimus: AAAHHH!!! MICE!!! *he squeezed his knees tight and screams like a little girl*

Salina: *press button and got speed powers and grab the mice and place them back in the box* man, you really are scared of mice.

Optimus: *looks like he's gonna wet himself* that's not very nice...

Salina: your hiccups are gone, you should be glad. So you won't be humiliated by cons.

Optimus: you're right...

At the Nemesis...

Soundwave: *had hacked into the CCTV of the base and found Prime hiccuping then he recorded* :3

Knockout: *watching with Soundwave* seriously? His vocalization is just a muscular baritone voice but if he hiccups. He sound like a kitten hiccuping.

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