hi my name is Sneep and im like fuzzy worm royalty now lmao
my gf is purple and her name is wormbecca bc why not.
wormbecca and I's job is to fight off gacha kids that try to find our garden.
"OMG GOGY WOGGY SOGGY FROGGY SUPER MEGA EASY OBBY!!!!" we hear 91308 miles away.
We chuck blackberry/rassberries (bc codominance) at them as they bring their crusty musty dusty rusty fingers towards our snoots. Once they run back to their ipads, we spot a new opponent: millenial dog moms?!
"OMG chompker doggo treato boop the snoot coffee 😂🥺🐶" we hear. We bring out our secret weapon, el gato.
EL GATOOOOO he says, causing the cringe moms to run away, bc they hate cats bc they will hurt their "precious doggo".
After a day of hard work, I curl up with wormbecca and fall asleep 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱owo
YOU ARE READING
fuzzy worms 😱😱
De Todoone day..... a new creature ascended from the dirt... it was a fuzzy worm?!?!?! #cottagecore🍄🪱🪱
