New Avengers

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Nat created a chat. 

Nat renamed the chat [New Avengers] 

Nat invited Steve, Vision, Wanda, Pietro, Sam, Rhodes. 

Nat: Hey guys, this is the chat for the new avengers 

Steve: Hello 

Sam: Hey 

Rhodes: Yo 

Vision: Greetings 

Wanda: Hi 

Pietro: Sup 

Nat: Ok, I've been working on a new training schedule for you five. 

Sam: Wait this is for work? I thought this chat was for fun. 

Rhodes: Me too 

Nat: It's obviously for work. What else would it be for? 

Wanda: Planning movie nights? 

Pietro: Planning pranks? 

Vision: Simulating human interaction via text on screens? 

Sam: I second planning pranks 

Nat: ... 

Nat: You are all children. 

Vision: I'm one year old 

Rhodes: Dude has a point 

Steve: Ooh can we prank Tony? 

Nat: No Steve this is for work. 

Sam: YES anyone have shaving cream? 

Nat: ... 

Nat: What the heck this is fun 

Pietro: I'll go get some. Brb 

Sam: Can we rig his lab door? 

Wanda: Yes! 

Pietro: I'm back with shaving cream from the store what did I miss? 

Nat: Two whole messages 

Pietro: Dang I'm getting slow 

Rhodes: ... 

Nat: Steve you distract Tony while Pietro rigs the shaving cream. 

Steve: How? 

Nat: Ask him how internet works 

Steve: Oh I've been wondering it's like magic 

Nat: Great, now go 

Steve left the chat. 

Nat: Now Pietro. Do it fast. 

Pietro: Obviously 

Pietro: ... 

Pietro: Done 

Wanda: I'm going to mind control Stark to walk through the door 

Sam: I'll video! 

Vision: This does not strike me as a good idea. 

Rhodes: Ooh he's walking towards the door now 

Vision: This cannot end well. 

... 

Steve joined the chat. 

Steve: Did you guys see that?! 

Nat: Omg life is perfect 

Sam: I have the video! 

Nat: Send it to me for blackmail!! 

Sam: [video of Tony walking through the lab door and getting covered in shaving cream and bright pink glitter] 

Wanda: LOL 

Steve: So YOU can do the lols?! 

Wanda: I use lol responsibly 

Sam: lol 

Sam: That is the single greatest video ever 

Rhodes: The glitter was a nice touch 

Pietro: Thanks like the colour? 

Nat: Yes it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen XD 

Steve: What does XD mean? 

Nat: Laughing 

Vision: I admit that was enjoyable. 

Wanda: Just like a sitcom 

Nat: Yeah lol 

Sam: Peter got it all over him trying to help XD 

Vision: Mr. Stark looks furious. 

Pietro: Uh oh he's looking at me 

Sam: Run, we'll cover for you 

Pietro left the chat. 

Nat: Come to think of it, we should probably all run. 

Steve: Yes I'll distract him you guys go 

Sam: Meet at that coffee shop down the street ok? 

Wanda: Ok see you there 

Wanda left the chat. 

Sam left the chat. 

Vision left the chat. 

Rhodes left the chat. 

Steve: Nat you were right these newbies are great. 

Nat: I'm always right 

Steve: Tony's going to kill someone 

Nat: I'm escaping to the coffee shop with the others. Peter will deal with Tony 

Steve: Good plan, I'm going too 

Nat left the chat. 

Steve left the chat. 

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