Avengers Chatroom

Bored

~ Avengers Chat ~ 

Pietro: Are you sure there are bad people here? 

Steve: Yes 

Pietro: But I don't see anyone 

Steve: Just wait 

Rhodes: We've been waiting for four hours 

Steve: Nat, how does it look from the ground? 

Nat: Nothing out of the ordinary 

Steve: Tony? 

Tony: Nothing 

Sam: Nothing here either 

Wanda: Nothing on this street 

Vision: I concur 

Peter: Why don't we check the movie theater for bad guys? 

Clint: Sounds like fun, I'll come 

Wanda: I will too 

Pietro: And me 

Tony: No guys, there are definitely people coming to attack this lab at some point! We just don't know when 

Clint: Why don't we just remove whatever they're after, secure it, and call it a day 

Steve: We don't know what they're after 

Bruce: And even if we did, we couldn't just 'remove' something from a lab. It could become unstable or react to something that wasn't present in the lab, or be harmful outside, or a hundred other things could go wrong 

Tony: Plus, this is a good way to draw them in so we know what we're dealing with 

Pietro: You're all no fun 

Tony: This isn't supposed to be fun. We're on a mission 

Sam: A boring one 

Peter: Hey, if we didn't have to go on this mission, there'd still be silly string in your wings 

Sam: DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN, KID 

Thor: Ooh a grocery store, you know bad guys love to hang out in those 

Clint: Especially in the cookie isles 

Tony: Fine, go check 

Clint: YES! Come on, Thor 

Rhodes: They get to go? 

Tony: Only 'cause I know they'll buy pop tarts and I don't want to have to buy Thor any more when we get back 

Tony: Also I'm watching their street 

Wanda: Sam and I are going into a clothing shop 

Steve: Wait you need to be on the road 

Sam: Redwing it watching our street, and we'll look suspicious just standing around for hours 

Wanda: Stark I'm using your credit card 

Tony: Wait, how did you get a hold of it? 

Nat: We rotate who holds onto it. This is Wanda's week 

Tony: WTF guys that's not ok! 

Clint: Wait you're passing around Tony's credit card and I haven't heard about it?! 

Nat: To clarify, the Prank War Winners are passing it around 

Nat: Get pranked! 

Tony: That's not a prank, that's robbery 

Nat: You're a billionaire 

Tony: So? 

Steve: Tony, status 

Tony: What? 

Steve: Status. On the mission 

Tony: No change. Now Nat, you can't just use my card whenever you want 

Steve: Tony be quiet and focus on the mission 

Tony: What did you buy with my card? 

Steve: I SAID TO FOCUS ON THE MISSION 

Peter: Smooth, dude 

Clint: So smooth 

Bucky: He bought a diamond necklace 

Steve: How did you know that?!?! 

Bucky: Found it when I was hiding a plastic rat in your room 

Steve: THAT WAS YOU?!?! 

Bucky: Love you too 

Tony: Wait you bought a DIAMOND NECKLACE with MY MONEY 

Nat: Yeah he did 

Tony: Dude that's expensive! Why do you even want a necklace? 

Nat: It's for Sharon 

Steve: NAT! 

Nat: He's going to ask her out 

Steve: SO WHAT IF I AM? 

Peter: No way, finally! 

Bruce: Aww you'll be cute together 

Tony: *tear* our little Capsicle is growing up. 

Steve: Shut up 

Bucky: We should buy you a new suit 

Pietro: And get him a new haircut 

Steve: What's wrong with my haircut??? 

Nat: Aw, he's cute when he tries 

Steve: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??? 

Bruce: Guys, something's coming up on the radio 

Rhodes: Not now, this is getting exciting 

Peter: Yeah, we have to plan the perfect way of asking her out 

Bruce: Yeah, you're right, my bad. Oh, you know what's also exciting? That group of terrorists walking down the street 

Tony: What?? Why didn't you say anything 

Bruce: I DID. 

Clint: Why did a building just explode?? 

Tony: Aug, Steve you idiot you distracted us! 

Steve: No I didn't! Ack, we have to deal with this. Avengers, Assemble!