Shrek The Emo and I met so I asked him the questions I ask when I meet someone new. ''Do you have eyebrows?'' I asked, he answered ''yes,'' so then I asked him the next question,
''Tables or boxes...'' he replied ''tables?" "Okay!" I said, "so you're a table?" "No??" Shrek the emo replied confused "no you are a table now" I said. "ok?" Shrek the emo answered, "ok" I replied back.
So Shrek the emo became a table, and he was now a part of The Army Of Tables!!