One shots

☁️🟦🚹Deidaraxreader Part 2

Happy pride month!

(Y/N)'s POV
"Deidara! Please!" "No, lost your chance!" "Please, I beg of you! Don't do it! I don't wanna see it!" "Close your eyes then!" "Nooooo!" He covers my eyes and mouth with his gloved hands. "Boom boom bakudan!" "Asobi... sugita ka mo shirehen." "Nooo! Fuck you, Deidara! How could you?! We were supposed to be friends!" Context? We were playing genshin and he threw a bomb at the grass I was standing at so I took out Yoimiya and shot fire at his grass. We had just gone out of a domain and both of us were on life support so it didn't turn out well for me. "We are friends, un." "You mean arsonist! Fucking bitch!" "Aw come on, you like Yoimiya better than me?" "Fuck you." "Oh you haven't seen anything yet, un." He grins devilishly as I try to run. "No no no no!" He grabs my shirt and pulls me back. "No, let go!" I fall onto his lap. "Watch it." "No no no!" I try to close my eyes, but he opens them with his fingers. "(Main's fallen voice line)." "How could you throw him/her off dragonspine?!" "Now who do you like better, Yoimiya or me?" "Yoimi-" "Ow ow ow!" "Didn't hear you, say it again." I turn around and face him. "Obviously you." "Good."

Timeskip

"Deidara.... Hey Deidara... Deidara?" Why is he looking at me like that? I was just painting during art class. Meanwhile in Deidara's mind Katsu! "Deidara? Deidara the teacher asked you something. I think he broke." "I think he likes you!" I blush when I hear the random kid's comment. "Nobody's talking to you!" I turn to Deidara. I raise my hand and hit the back of his head. "Ow!" "The teacher's asking you something, idiot!" "What huh?" "Maybe stop staring at our dear (Y/N) and pay attention to class." "I wasn't staring at him, un!" "She wasn't even saying anything though, she just randomly asked something." The bell rings and we both stand up. "Wanna come over?" "Un."

I unlock the door and we both walk in. "So what do you wanna do?" "Wanna play?" "Hmph, no. Not with you." "Aw don't be mean." "I'll play if you let me braid your hair." "Hmm... sure." "Yay! Sit here on the floor." I sit on the edge of my bed with his back facing me and start braiding it. I finish off and he leans his head back to my legs staring at me. "Do I have something on my face?" "No. Do you remember when we first met and you just said my hair was pretty then had a mental breakdown for like three minutes?" "Yeah, hehe. How long ago was that? Three months?" "Three months and a half, un." "Deidara?" "Hm?" "Show me your art." "Come on then, un." "For real?!" He nods and puts his hand out. "Yay!" I take hold of it as we start running. We ended up going to one of the training ground after picking up a bag from his house.

He takes out a clay spider. "Woah! It's so cool!" He pulls me back. "Art is..." He wraps an arm around me in a protective way and lifts his other hand. "An explosion!" The spider blows up. "Woah! That was so cool!" I turn around to face him and notice a huge blush on his cheeks. "You think it's cool?" "Yeah! Art is all about that moment! When you first see it and then you understand it. That little surprise! I love it!" I notice his eyes light up as he nods excitedly. "You get it! You get my art, un!" "Can I see your other ones?!" "Of course, un!" He brings out different sculptures of clay. "They're so cool! Do they all blow up?" "Of course." "Cool! Be careful if you blow them up." "Yeah!" We went back to my house and decided to paint. He painted an explosion and named it Katsu. I painted a pig sleeping on rice and named it Don, just to make fun of him.

Timeskip

I open my locker and see a small note fall. 'Meet me at the rooftop after classes'. "Aw man, I don't wanna go!" "Go where?" "Rooftop, after classes." "I thought we were going to the movies, un." "Yeah, I won't go." "Are you really gonna miss (movie) to go to meet some random person?" "No no, I meant not go to the rooftop. I'd never miss the movie! I'm just gonna leave a note apologizing I guess. Wait a second." He just hums. I smile and pull him with me to leave a note.

Sorry, I agreed on going to the movies today with Deidara

-(Y/N)

"Can we go now?" "Stop whining, I'm coming." "Finally." He grabs me by my wrist and starts pulling me with a pissed off look. "Hmph, we're gonna miss the trailers, un." "Aw come on who even wa-" "I do, if I didn't want to watch them I'd wait for it on Netflix, un." "Right right, sorry." "Hmph." "You look cute pouting, I wanna squeeze your cheeks like a grandma." "Hmph." He sticks out his tongue. "Aw, you're so mean!" He ignores me and keeps walking. "Aw come on, I'll make you bakudan!" I notice a glint on his eyes but he quickly gets rid of it. "For real? I guess I'll have to use my secret weapon. Bakudan PLUS making anything you like with you then watching a movie, and I'll buy you some ice cream!" He finally turns around to look at me. "Fine." "Yay!" He puts his hand out and I take hold of it. "Let's go unless you want to miss more trailers." "Fine."

Deidara's POV (Just watched Sasori die ;u;)
This movie is stupid. Who would confess through a letter? "I'd probably die if someone confessed to me through a letter, it sounds kind of romantic." I would. "It's dumb." "You were the one who wanted to watch this movie! It's literally called love letter (not the one that actually exists just made up something)." "Regret." I keep watching the movie until I feel something fall onto my shoulder. I notice (h/c) hair. "You'll hurt your neck idiot, un." He fell asleep. I sigh and move his head to my lap. "If you make my popcorn fall I'll kill you." He looks so peaceful. I hear him whimper slightly. "What's wrong?" He turns around slightly. (Let's ignore the fact it takes like 6 hours to dream.) I notice some sweat on his forehead as he stirs in his sleep. He grasps onto my leg tightly. "Hey." I shake him a bit. I pull him to sit on my lap. What do I do?! I start lulling him like you do with babies. Actually babies cry when I do that I'll stop.

I notice his position. He looks so vulnerable like that... so cute. I move my hand and start playing with his hair. I notice his face soften a bit. "D... Deidara." "I'm here, I'm here." He places his face on my chest. I hear soft snores. Wait... wasn't he gonna buy me an ice cream? I blush and pick him up.