How do you know if a person is amazing or super important? They have a biography. That's why I decided to write this diary, to show the world the important struggles in life I am going through.
Well, maybe not the world, maybe just you. Thanks for picking up a copy of my diary by the way, I'll be sure to enjoy the money if I'm not dead by the end of this. So what's my story? My name is Chewy Walker and as the title says, I'm a half zombie.
They say that every time a zombie baby is born into this world, villagers across the world cry in fear of its hideous and scary face.
Well, if these villagers saw my face, they would just point and laugh. Maybe feel a little uncomfortable at best. See, I was born with a half green awesomely hideous zombie face and half annoying villager baby face.
Ugh!
Makes me sick just thinking about it.
Why did this happen to a poor little zombie like me? Before you go blaming my mother, it happened because I was cursed. Cursed by a group of clueless villagers that thought zombism is a disease that they could cure.
Of course it didn't work, now I'm an even worse of a monstrosity. I'm hated by my kind and I don't fit in anywhere.
Zombie dodge ball is especially the worst. Why do they always aim for my good side?
But today is going to be different, today I begin my journey to become a full zombie.
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Diary of a Half Zombie: A Minecraft Novel
FanfictionChewy Walker has always been different. He's been a nerd, a outcast and of course a half zombie. Chewy's parents are both normal zombies, so what went wrong with Chewy? Why is so different? Find out by reading his exciting adventures in Diary of a H...
