blob dream smp (x reader) one-shots

✦ badblobhalo ─ muffin time

Happy pride month!!

"what time is it?..."

you mumbled, glancing at your phone. once seeing the time, 12:21 PM, you slipped the phone onto the coffee table. walking around the living room was progressively getting more and more of a challenge with how many blobs decided to play on the floor - either messing with legos, toy vechiles, arts and crafts (or some attempting the activity at least) with safety scissors, a little gremlin with a plastic spork chasing someone, blob Eret and Niki trying to build a pillow fort on the sofa, the basic bitch was dressed like a Disney princess. all is fine.

after successfully making it past the children, you heaved a huff and stepped towards the kitchen. thankfully, the fridge thieving was no longer a regular thing to occure which you were grateful for (you're sure Sam is, as well). oh and there he is, guarding the fridge and you see the devil/fallen angel hybrid creature sitting on plastic chair just their size. Sam waved at you and you're happy to reciprocate, then they point at the one on the pastel pink chair before pointing their puff hand at the fridge.

assuming what the creeper with a painted plastic fork was trying to say, you made a guess, "...do they want food?" the fallen angel nods their head in confirmation, you have a good guess of what they want. Sam blob hops out of the way and you opened up the fridge. lo and behold, muffin.

cautiously grabbing the treat by it's wrapper, you grab the conveniently clean plate near by from the counter and place the food on it, afterwards setting it down on top of the table. closing the fridge door, you gave blob Sam his deserved cookie prior to carefully picking up Bad, they clung onto your thumb in the short amount of time and reluctantly let go once the manual elevator (you) brought him besides the muffin. you're expecting a "thank you" squeak, but instead, it sounded like a request instead.

observing blob actions, it appeared he wanted you to... cut the muffin into slices? is that right? well that's what you understood when they pointed at it and made little knife cutting motions with their puff hands. after getting confirmation, you went on to try your best to do as asked.

...

it was a real struggle to cut the food into somewhat even slices, but you managed. after placing the plate back to it's previous placement, Bad grabs a piece of the bread and hops over a good few inches away from the ledge. blob holds up the piece, Lion King and all, squeaking what you could only make out was a "thank you, have some!"

giving them a smile, you reluctantly sat down on the chair in view and gently took the piece from him before eating it (if you're allergic to egg, it's an egg free muffin). while Bad was smiling at you, you see the bright crystal-looking one steal a few crumbs from the plate which makes you wonder if you should stop him or not... carefully, you spun the fallen angel around so that their gaze was back on the food, he gasps and hops towards the diamond blob.