Things To Do When Your Bored

Things To Do At A Store

Here are some random things you can do when you go to a grocery store or any other stores where you buy stuff.

1. Dress up as M&M's and then run around like a horse and scream "THE SKITTLES ARE COMING, THE SKITTLES ARE COMING".
2. Buy all of your groceries with coins instead of bills or a card.
3. Go up to a random stranger and show them your ID and ask "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON?"
4. Try to ride in a shopping cart.
5. Follow someone around and make a weird sound every time they touch something.
6. Run into things and pretend you didn't know it was there.
7. Have your phone in your hand and ask a stranger if they have seen your phone and then hold it up and say "It looks like this."
8. Shop. Just shop.
9. Go up to the cashier with a lot of things and say that you want to buy everything separately.
10. Take shopping carts and fill them. Then leave them in strange places.
11. Set all of the alarm clocks in the store to go off at a certain time. All at once or after every minute.
12. Make up a strange thing like Stapessburgs and ask the employees where they are.
13. Fall on the floor and laugh hysterically. Don't stop and say that the person closest to you said something.
14. Attempt to fit into large gym bags.
15. Narrate people's shopping experiences in a chipmunk or manly voice.