Chapter 10 - Why Kiyopon?! Why?!

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Comeback season.

I think last chapter I said something along the lines of "I'm going to show a bunch of buildup to the Ryuuen fight so it makes for a better reaction and start taking this fic semi-seriously." And with the time I've been away, I've realized how ridiculous that was. Since it's been a few months for most of you, let me recap how serious this fic isn't:

Ike has a personality change every time he is smacked on the back of his head, Katsuragi sits two football fields away from everyone else, Hashimoto might like guys (might be canon), two members of Ichinose's class are addicted to bread, Mori is uncharacteristically aggressive, Komiya is trapped in a cold ass room under the theater with only a toilet for literally no reason, Ichinose's class has the iq of preschoolers (that might be canon too), Hashimoto and Kamuro came in 4 chapters late and preceded to pretend they were there the whole time, Ryuuen didn't watch his hands after using the bathroom and preceded to high-five Ishizaki, Sudou Ike and Professor almost died and two members in Ryuuen's class actually DID die, and that is only a fraction of the stuff that has happened so far. On top of that, some volumes were just completely skipped because I thought they were boring.

I think this fic not being serious is what actually makes it well...what it is, and I don't want to change that. So in true Yulr17 fashion, I'm skipping to the parts I want to (while making the characters view all the parts they need to, we just won't see it.)

Hope you enjoy!

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"I don't understand why you're laughing Mori, your face looks like something I drew with my left hand." Ike V2 said also firing a shot at Mori.

"Oooooooo." Multiple people made the sound in unison.

"Wait, but Mori isn't actually ugly." Sudou pointed out to Ike.

"Attractiveness is subjective."

"True...but how can you even use that word? When I asked you what subjective meant 2 months ago, you thought it was some school subject."

"Guess I can just utilize more of my brain now. Helps with finding the right words to describe how unappealing Mori is."

"Ugh, you're somehow even more annoying than you used to be." Mori stated.

Ryuuen disagreed though.

"This Ike is much more interesting than that other brat."

"Right?" Hashimoto jumped in.

Meanwhile, Shinohara was at war with herself.

'Is it wrong for me to favor this Ike over the other one? I fell for the original, but he doesn't make an effort to defend me like this Ike does. Could this Ike actually be better than the old one? I need more time to find out-'

Yulr snaps his fingers.

"Ike is now back to normal."

A mixture of "Yay!" and "Aww..." was heard.

"Ayyy! I missed you bud-" Sudou started.

"Aww..." Shinohara said, under her breath.

"D-did you just say aww?" Sudou questioned, with one eyebrow raised.

"N-no....I said............................nahh?"

"....But why would you say that-"

"It's because I was disappointed that so many people were unhappy to see Ike return, and not because IthinktheotherIkemightactuallybearomanticallybetterpartnerthenthisIke."

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