He was only 12, he went down to a rock pool, he seen a green shiny thing, he picked it up, but....Blood was dripping from his finger, the crab pinched him, Martin said "FUCK" in so much pain😔Now he's in his 60's still fishing, he's a professional fisherman, you know what? He inspired me to go fishing, i have only caught about 40+ - 50+ crabs though, Martin caught around 1000000000000000000000 crabs, he's my inspiration, Martin has 5-4 dogs, they're at the edge of fucking each other (JK HEHEHHE)! Martin told me his biggest secret he-he-he- he eats cow shite!🤧He has lots of pictures of shit, once Martin went to an aquarium and started grabbing all of the fish, Martin is single he's looking for a baba girl👉👌Martin went on Tinder, he found the perfect match "Rebecca Ward 27 years old" Martin says "Holy shit it's time to rumble ;)!" , Martin texts her saying:
Martin: Hey!
Rebecca: Hii!
Martin: How are you?
Rebecca: Good, How about you?
Martin: Good if u send me nudes?;)
Rebecca: Sure! I will!
Martin: Ok.
Rebecca takes of here bra and pants and starts taking pictures and attempts not to show her face, she takes the pictures after multiple attempts
Rebecca : (Photos Sent)
Martin: Damn, you fine sexy!
Rebecca is flustered and too stunned to speak!
Martin: You awake??
Rebecca: Y-yeah..
Martin: Good! I'll send pictures of my delicious big cock? If you want to see baby girl;).
Rebecca: S-sure..
Martin: (Photos Sent)
Rebecca: Why is it so wrinkly???!
Martin: Uhm, it's because uh of the lighting, (yeah), lighting!
Rebecca: Ok? But I don't understand how it could possibly be the lighting?
Rebecca: Unless you're a old man.?
Martin: Ugh, fine I'm 63
Rebecca: WHAT THE FUCK?
Rebecca blocks Martin and they never spoke again!
Martin looks for a 56-50 year old lady on Tinder
Martin finds the perfect match "Elizabeth Sermon 55 years old"
Martin: Hey!
Elizabeth: Hey?
Martin: How are you?
Elizabeth: Good, how are you handsome man?
Martin: Not good, unless you send me nudes?;)
Elizabeth: Oh, sure I will daddy.
Martin: Ok, Hottie
Elizabeth takes off her clothes and takes a picture with her legs opened wide so Martin can see everything in there!
Elizabeth: (Photos Sent)
Martin: Woah, wanna see my juicy cock baba girl??;)
Elizabeth: Sure;))
Martin holds his cock up to take the perfect picture with his balls being exposed aswell
Martin: (Photos sent)
Elizabeth: Holy shit! Wanna go to my house and under the covers and have sex and make a sex tape and post it online on all of our social medias?
Martin: Yes ofc;)
They have sex and post the sex tape everywhere, even to relatives!
The End Should I make a part two??
