love, theo | theodore nott

parents being parents

potters🤭😋😤

mama: rory, ron tells me one time you sneaked out in the middle of the night
mama: he thinks you were seeing a guy

rawrry: what the fuck
rawrry: hes such a snitch
rawrry: i told him i was going to the library

#1 dad: oh lily, it's okay, we were all
18 once

mama: is it that theo nott boy you've been lurking around with?
mama: i saw you with him yesterday

hawwy: oh my god rory
hawwy: you're fucking seeing him again??

mama: i did not raise my children to use such foul language.

#1 dad: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
#1 dad: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

mama: he did.

#1 dad: RORY WHAT THE FUCK
#1 dad: WHY
#1 dad: WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE HIM
#1 dad: ANYONE BUT HIM

hawwy: anyone but him and draco malfoy

#1 dad: if it's slytherins you want
#1 dad: blaise zabini is cute
#1 dad: but i beg you rory
#1 dad: not theodore nott

rawrry: are you kidding me
rawrry: i dont think you get to pick and choose who i want to date
rawrry: and i am not seeing theodore nott

#1 dad: not him rory please
#1 dad: anyone else

hawwy: not draco

#1 dad: what went wrong with ron???

rawrry: we fell apart that is all
rawrry: please i dont want to talk about this anymore

#1 dad: you guys were cute
#1 dad: i thought you guys had a future
#1 dad: a potter and a redhead
#1 dad: always a good match

mama: oh please

rawrry: you got your good match
rawrry: once harry found out me and ron broke up he swooped ginny

hawwy: not now

#1 dad: your brother is right
#1 dad: not now
#1 dad: because you have to promise me
#1 dad: that you are not and will not see theodore
#1 dad: he is bad for you
#1 dad: i knew his dad
#1 dad: he is the biggest jerk i've ever met
#1 dad: he's a rat
#1 dad: that whole family is bad news rory
#1 dad: trust me
#1 dad: daddy knows best

rawrry: ew dont say daddy

hawwy: why is that what you call theo

rawrry: harry shut the fuck up

mama: personally, i don't really care who you're dating
mama: just make sure they're kind
mama: and that you're careful
mama: you can date whoever you want :)
mama: as long as they're not a criminal, you're fine

rawrry: love you mum :)

#1 dad: his dad is a borderline criminal
#1 dad: he and i had the worst rivalry
#1 dad: the last thing i want is his son feeling up on my daughter
#1 dad: ugh
#1 dad: bad news rory
#1 dad: i'm telling you
#1 dad: bad news
#1 dad: so you are not seeing theodore nott at the moment?
#1 dad: answer me truthfully

rawrry: no
rawrry: i'm not

#1 dad: good
#1 dad: see you guys tomorrow at grad!
#1 dad: i'm so proud of you two!

mama: oh, rory, i forgot to tell you
mama: professor mcgonagall says that you were voted as favorite student by your peers and the faculty
mama: prepare a speech! :)

hawwy: WHAT
hawwy: RORY???
hawwy: FAVORITE STUDENT???
hawwy: I APPLIED
hawwy: I DIDNT GET PICKED???
hawwy: SHE DIDNT EVEN APPLY HERSELF
hawwy: WHO PUT HER IN
hawwy: not cool
hawwy: what drugs were those people on

mama: harry could you be nice to your sister for once?
mama: be happy for her, congratulate her

hawwy: congrats
hawwy: you con woman

#1 dad: i get it son
#1 dad: when sirius got voted favorite student i wanted to throw him off a cliff
#1 dad: don't throw your sister off a cliff

t <3

rory <3: did you sign me up for that favorite student stuff??

t <3: mhm
t<3: cause you're my favorite
t <3: and you won!!
t <3: course you did
t <3: mwah

rory <3: idk if i want to smother you with kisses or strangle you rn

t <3: option a please

rory <3: i have to prepare a speech

t <3: i'll help
t <3: come on
t <3: our secret spot

rory <3: it's a supply closet

t <3: it's our supply closet

rory <3: technically it's filch's

t <3: you are ruining the moment aurora