Based On A True Story
One of my teachers asks this boy in my class to go sit upfront, because he was talking to his friends and it wasn't the topic we were on.
Him: But-yeah okay. We weren't talking about that.
Teacher: Thank you for not lying to me.
A girl in my class: It's a good thing not to lie because every time you lie, a unicorn dies.
Me: In that case I'm the Jeffrey Dahmer of unicorns.
The Zodiac Killer of unicorns.
The Jack The Ripper of unicorns.
Fear me.
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Quotes
RandomThese are just some random quotes. Some you may find funny, or cute, or sweet, or mean, or deep, or whatever you want. I hope you enjoy! (I give full credit to the people who came up with these quotes, I just get them off the internet) :D
