Albedo's Fault

Two in One

It didn't pass long for Kaeya to realize what most probably happened. Diluc took a little long, but then he told it out loud.
"P-pregnant-? Her- and I-I??"
Kaeya stood where he was, confused but still aware that what Diluc was blabbing could be true. He dressed up fastly without caring that he was all covered up with sperm and saliva, and while he was going out he said to Diluc "W-wait here a moment" then he closed the door. Diluc in answer to that he laid down on his knees.

Kaeya ran fast to Albedo's Mondstadt laboratory. He found only Sucrose there and, slightly embarrassed, asked her.
"Hi Sucrose... Uhm, by chance do you know how to... understand if someone is pregnant...?"
Her, in answer to that blushed and whispered. "T-Thanks to this potion that you can put in a urine sample, you can understand it looking at the colour... P-please, could you bring me some? P-put it here."
Sucrose gave him a little jar and Kaeya fastly thanked her and then ran away.

He returned back to Diluc's house and explained him shortly what he had to do.
"K-Kaeya... and if it really is? What do we do?" Kaeya was kinda expected that question, so he sat on the floor in front of Diluc, grabbed his shoulders, stared him in the eyes and said "You choose. Y-you can decide to get rid of it... or... if you need a h-hand, I'm here. Okay?"
Diluc raised his sight and crossed Kaeya's one. His eyes were shining, and he blushed and stammered "O-okay... it's not sure that it happened... And s-still I'm not sure I'm ready... to be... a f-father..."
Kaeya's eyes became bright and Diluc suddenly hugged him tight.
"All right, let's try doing this test" Diluc stood up, drank a glass of water, then he walked to the bathroom and did it in the jar. He came out and handed it to Kaeya, then he watched him and blushed, while going to the sofa and wrapping himself in the blanket. Kaeya blushed too at that sight, smiled and said
"Then I'm going. I'll be back soon" and he went out.

Kaeya returned back to Sucrose and gave her the jar.
"Oh, thanks... I've already prepared everything. Now I'm putting this potion in, and if the sample become purplish t-then it means... it happened. If nothing happens then nothing h-happened."
Kaeya silently observed the girl while she was putting two drops in. At the beginning nothing happened, but after one or two seconds it began to colour a bit. Kaeya blushed and covered his mouth with his hand. Sucrose blushed too and complimented with him.
"Congratulations! I hope everything will go well. Uh, ehm, m-may I know who's the girl...?"
Kaeya blushed and looked down.
"E-ehm, it's... I-I..."
Sucrose got the embarrassment of the situation and shouted
"Oh don't worry! Sorry for have been tactless. I-I'll let you go! Have a good day!"
Kaeya nodded and thanked her, then he left while waving to her.

Before going back to him to give him the new, he decided to buy some flowers. At that point he realised that he didn't know much about what Diluc liked.
'Certainly not wine, ahaha, he's also pregnant so, yeah...'
Then he remembered of when they were young and they played to blow the dandelions on eachother's face. He laughed softly and went to buy them. While he was going back to his brother's house he stayed extremely careful not let them fly away.

As soon as Diluc saw him, he watched him as he was asking for the results. Kaeya came closer, bowed down in front of him, gave him the flowers and smiled. Diluc violently blushed, as much as his hair.
"B-But then...?"
Kaeya nodded and hugged him tightly.
"If you want, I can help you, but the final decision is yours"
He then ended the hug and remained there, sitting on the floor, watching him and waiting for an answer. Diluc watched him, then he moved his sight to the flowers in his hands.
"Do you remember when we were young and we used to olay with these?"
Kaeya nodded smiling.
"Then... do you want to go back to that happiness... toghether?"
Kaeya's eyes sparkled and hugged Diluc tightly. Then he ended it and said
"Every wish is your command."
Diluc blushed again while he put his hands in front of his face.
"You'll be an amazing parent" whispered Kaeya. "Know that I'll probably become very short tempered" replied Diluc.
"What do you think all these years were made for? Ahah-"
Diluc blocked the laugh with a kiss.
"You really have a way with words, uh?"
"Well, I can use this tongue in other ways, just for you~"
"Kuku~" Laughed Kaeya "I see that someone still have some more energy in his body"
Diluc blushed, but very probably he didn't realize it because, where he was, sitting on his brother's lap, he hugged him from above his shoulders, straightening the arms and letting his hands slip inside Kaeya's pants. In answer to that, he smiled and kissed him fastly on his lips, then he kissed him again longer and more passionately.

After a bit, Kaeya brought his hands from Diluc's shoulders down his back, touching and enjoying all the muscles on it and he did as he wanted to pull Diluc on the sofa to finish better that matter.
At that Diluc blocked him.
"Ahh~ Kaeya, I hate saying this, but I don't think we should do this again, I wouldn't get this situation worse..."
"Right-"
"Anyways... H-how should it be born...?"
Kaeya widened his eyes a little. In fact he hadn't thought of it. Obviously he didn't say anything to Sucrose, he didn't even though of that, nervous as he was. The only one that could have known something more about that was probably him.

"Albedo. We could ask Albedo."
Diluc blushed.
"He is an expert in weird things, don't worry. Uhm, I will talk to him, ok? You go wash up yourself, I will take him here in the meanwhile."
"O-Okay Kae, but but look at you, I mean, *coff coff*, there's a lot of my sperm on you..."
Kaeya watched down on him and smirked.
"Damn you and me. I really hope Sucrose didn't notice anything."
"Uhm, what about... doing a shower toghether?" Kaeya watched him.

His pose was calm and relaxed, with the hand on his hips, covered by a shirt worn casually. Even if outside was noon, the closed curtains were offering a surreal atmosphere.
"Archons... I've done it with an angel" muttered Diluc, entranced by that view.
"Kuku~ Fine, baby" the blue haired guy straightened an arm "after you~"