OJ Goes to Schlong Town

Chapter 1: JUST FUCK

[BOO👎]:

OJ woke up with a pounding feeling in his head. He looked to his side to see SQUIDGAMES next to him. "Ugh... what happened?" The literal glass of fruit juice asked himself. "Supppp bbg?" SQUIDGAMES interrogated SQUIDGAMES' UwU kidney stone.

Frozen:

OJ jumped, not literally lol. "SQUIDGAMES, you're in my bed!" He would point out frantically. "Yeah, I just had to protect my bbg from that psychopath." SQUIDGAMES would explain smoothly. The Fruity Juice looked up at SQUIDGAMES, flattered. "Well ASK me first before you crawl into bed with me.." He sighed. "Thanks for saving me from Salt last night, she can be such a pain sometimes, with her big-booty crush on me... can't she see I'm...." OJ would pause. For some reason, admitting his sexuality to SQUIDGAMES felt so- nerve-racking. Like he was afraid of stirring anything between his friendship with SQUIDGAMES. "We should beat her up." SQUIDGAMES would say in SQUIDGAMES' deep, manly voice. OJ shivered at the sound of it, but in a good way. "Let's not do that," He'd say hastily with a giggle.

Leafy:

SQUIDGAMES jumped off of the bed and reached out SQUIDGAMES' hand, urging OJ to come with SQUIDGAMES. "Let's go to the kitchen, are you hungry, kitten??" OJ shook his head, tiredly. "Not really, no. I just wanna sleep at the moment." SQUIDGAMES grabbed Oj's hand and dragged him out of bed. "You should bbg..." OJ flushed red at this. "Oh- uhm... okay then."

iheartlightbulb:

SQUIDGAMES and OJ walked out of the bedroom and into the kitchen. OJ sat down at the table and laid his head there. "So, what would you like for breakfast?" SQUIDGAMES asked getting SQUIDGAMES' own breakfast ready. "I'll just have the basics, Life cereal will do," he sighed. SQUIDGAMES nodded and prepared both of their breakfasts.

Frozen:

SQUIDGAMES strutted over to where OJ was sitting with both of their breakfasts and pulled out a chair next to him. "Hey, what's wrong, my honey bottom sugarplum itty bitty wittle babycakes??" SQUIDGAMES would ask OJ with a look on SQUIDGAMES' face that made OJ's stomach squirm. "Ah, nothing, really, I'm just not fully awake yet, since you, ya know, dragged me out of bed to eat." OJ would lie. He just couldn't stand the thought of SQUIDGAMES worrying so much about him. "If you say so, bbg." SQUIDGAMES would say, taking a spoonful of Life cereal and carrying it over to SQUIDGAMES' mouth. "Hey, kitten, you going to eat?" SQUIDGAMES would ask. OJ woke up from his daze. Ah, he was caught staring. "Oh? Oh! Right, yes I am!" He'd laugh. He was sort of avoiding the topic of last night, he didn't want to talk about it, not to SQUIDGAMES.

Leafy:

"Alright, lovely pumpkins..." The two continued to eat their breakfast, OJ still exhausted as ever. SQUIDGAMES looked at OJ, actually noticing how tired OJ was. "Oh damn, do you want to go back to bed after eating break-frest?" OJ nodded slowly. After they ate, like SQUIDGAMES promised, they went back to their rooms and went to bed.

iheartlightbulb:

SQUIDGAMES is a fucking piss baby and peees everywhere liek bro i could fill a water bottl with that amoue "wo SQUIDGAMES ghG was so hot" oj would say death starinj at the pee ready to lick it "DONT fight the urges my whittle bittle hot kitten" SQUIDGAMES patted OJ's shoulder. OJ gulped leaning down to the fucki pis on the bed he sniffed it first (safety reasons) than he started lickng furiously. mid through they heard a creak on the door, they both turned around shitting themselves to see a truamatised paper standing there with tear in his eyes than he did the most babiest high pitched stinkty feet dirreah pissbaby scream ever alarming someone to come up now there was a truamatised balloon standing there "BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING LICKING SQUIDGAMES' PISS YOU FUCKING PISS BABY" balloon was already backing away. than out of nowhere knifes booty showed up "wow bro that was so hot like I'd pay to see that again" knife booty was watering SQUIDGAMES sat there already needing to pee again so SQUIDGAMES sat on SQUIDGAMES bed and started peeing furiously again. Balloon paper and knifes booty was in shoock they never seen someone pee so hotly before. they all weirdly wanted to taste until SQUIDGAMES said "don't fight the urges my new wittle bittle kitten donkeet feet dirreahs baby powder vegetable oil britains got talent pissbabies" all 3 of them.slowly walked to the bed the sniffed it (safety reason again) as they all started lifkiff it furiously (ive said furiously like 5 times now) until they heard a toot and immediantly looked over to knifes booty "bro did you eat America or sometjinf" paper said finding a new spot to lick until knifes booty lest put anyone toot but it wasn't a normal one it was a abosolutelt water bottleiest shart peopl ever hears in tjeit life it the gas covered the room making them all dizzy ready to pass out and they did

A few hours pass and they all woke up to muttering and mumbling "bro why are thy like laying in like piss the fucking like pissbabys like" they heard a familier voice and immediantly shot up "WHAT THE ACTUALL FUCK IS THKS? I GET YALL HOMO AND SHIT BUT FUCKING LICKING PISS NO THATS A NO YOU FUCKING PISSBABIES I WILL FUCKING BEAT YOU" nicklle said "bro nickle arnt uou like homo to"

"ok" nickle walked away and everyone else did "we should probably clean up..." OJ said extremely embaresed "yea.." everyone else agreed

Frozen:

Soap BARGED INTO THE GODDAMN ROOM. "Did someone say CLEAN UP??" Everyone turned to look at her. "Yeah, you should clean it!!" Oj would say. It took her 6 hours to get everything clean because SQUIDGAMES kept fucking pissing everywhere. They then beat the fuuuck out of Soap because she's a woman. And they HATE women. SQUIDGAMES and Oj went downstairs only to be greeted by.. SALT??? "Oh like my like goodness like it's like OJ like please like date like me like you're like so like hot." "Oh fuck" Oj said. SQUIDGAMES was balling up SQUIDGAMES' fists, ready to give Salt the woman treatment when suddenly Pepper burst into the room. "I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!" She said. She walked over and kicked both SQUIDGAMES and OJ in the nuts. #girlboss. "Salt, OJ is, like, a bitchass motherfucker." "But, I love him!!" Salt protested. "I don't want you dating him." "Why?? Do you like, like him?" Salt shouted. Pepper paused. "No, I like, like you..." Salt looked at her in shock. "Oh my god you're so hot for admitting that, want to get hitched and do the sinner's breakdance??" "Oh my god, like totally!!" The two left, leaving OJ and SQUIDGAMES sobbing like spongebob on the floor. "MY NUTS!!! :((((("

Leafy:

"MY FUCKING GNUTSACK :((((" OJ would scream. "Ok ngl thats actually very hot" SQUIDGAMES' would tell OJ "ok ;listen i like my orange dick but stfu please for one second" SQUIDGAMES' stared at OJ and started pissing again even though SQUIDGAMES snutsnack got broken by pepper. "WHY DO YOU KEEP PISSING" "bc i piss instead of throwing up" "im scooting away from you" OJ scooted away from SQUIDGAMES. "Aw come on my little kitten wittle back puppy-" "SQUIDGAMES I SAW HOW YOU LOOKED AT KNIFES BOOTY CHEEKS." SQUIDGAMES paused. "What." "SQUIDGAMES dont play with me i SAW how you DROOLED over it. Im not fuckign blind" "but you wear glasses" "FOR FUCKING READING??"