OJ Goes to Schlong Town

Chapter 2: SQUIDGAMES Goes Bonkers

[BOO👎]:

OJ got up from his spot not so close to SQUIDGAMES and started walking towards a certain alpha male in the room. Then he started to piss on nickel. Like, fully drenched nickel in his fucking piss like absolutely absorbing it into his body. Then started aggressively making out with Nickel and shitting himself simultaneously.

Frozen:

"Oh yeaaahh baby i love shitting my pants!!" They'd both yell simultaneously. SQUIDGAMES looked at them absolutely flimbigglingly flabbergasted and bamboozled, like SQUIDGAMES was losing SQUIDGAMES mind, SQUIDGAMES marbles, SQUIDGAMES bananas, SQUIDGAMES was falling off the rocker as we speak. SQUIDGAMES was being wacky, insane one might say. SQUIDGAMES was jaw-dropped and rancidly rabies-infestedly pissantly angry and flabbergasted again. The astonishment of SQUIDGAMES was unbelievable, like SQUIDGAMES was going to make an announcement, like SQUIDGAMES was losing SQUIDGAMES gnutsack. SQUIDGAMES was awed, baffled, befuddled, dazed, mystified, perplexed, puzzled, rattled, shocked, startled, stunned, suprised, addled, appalled, astounded, dazzled, disconcerted, dizzy, dumbfounded, floored, flustered, lost, misled, muddled, reeling, staggered, stumped, stupefied, thrown, agape, aghast, agog, awe-struck, bowled over, dumbstruck, flipped-out, giddy, in a dither, punchy, shook-up, speechless, taken aback, thunderstruck, uncertain and unglued. Suddenly, Baseball walked in and saw OJ and nickle aggressively tounge wrestling and started crying. He looked at them absolutely flimbigglingly flabbergasted and bamboozled, like he was losing his mind, his marbles, his bananas, he was falling off the rocker as we speak. He was being wacky, insane one might say. He was jaw-dropped and rancidly rabies-infestedly pissantly angry and flabbergasted again. The astonishment of Baseball was unbelieveable, like he was going to make an announcement, like he was losing his gnutsack. He was awed, baffled, befuddled, dazed, mystified, perplexed, puzzled, rattled, shocked, startled, stunned, suprised, addled, appalled, astounded, dazzled, disconcerted, dizzy, dumbfounded, floored, flustered, lost, misled, muddled, reeling, staggered, stumped, stupefied, thrown, agape, aghast, agog, awe-struck, bowled over, dumbstruck, flipped-out, giddy, in a dither, punchy, shook-up, speechless, taken aback, thunderstruck, uncertain and unglued. The two looked at eachother, eyes wide. They... they had so much in common. They grabbed each other and passionately started trading spit. Playing tonsil hockey. Sucking face. Canoodling. Great. NOW look at the conundrum we're in. They traded goddamn partners. What is this? Some kind of telenovela??

Leafy:

Once the two duos ceased, they both looked at one another. OJ had guilt painted in his eyes as he looked at SQUIDGAMES. Suddenly the tension was broken by the sound of an extremely bad joke. "And then I said, thats not a cow, that's my wfie!!" Paper would tell Bloon, laughing. Everyone in the goddamn hotel gasped. "PAPER, YOU'RE STRAIGHT?????!?!?!??!?"!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1/1/!?!?1" Paper smiled ear to ear. What are ears again?? Nvm but anyways Paper smiled widely. "Im a straight white man! Thats what the quiz said when i took it" Everyone looked at Paper, puzzled. "What quiz." "are you gay quiz" Knifes booty popped out of nowhere. "Now that's what you said to lie to yourself" Paper was furious. "I AM NOT GAY!! I AM STRAIGHT AND I LOVE WOMEN #womenlover"

[BOO👎]:

The microwave popped out of the wall yelling "that's not true, I saw you and OJ making out last night" Paper almost shit the microwave out of his ass, "I SAID NO HOMO AND WE WERE WEARING SOCKS!" O-gay walked up to paper ( wobbling for no reason in particular ;) ) and rested a hand on his shoulder, "Paper... I took off my super pussy slay rainbow girl-boss thigh-high socks while we were doing the devil's tango." "YOU WHAT" Pickle and paper both screamed in unison.

Frozen:
"PAPER THATS GAYYY!!" They would scream. "N-NOO IT ISN'T YOU'you know what, It wasn't gay. You know why? I was just TESTING if I would catch any feeling from doing the Horizontal Refreshment, and guess what? I DIDN'T. Because thats GAY!!" Paper would laugh evily. "And if you guys need proof we can do it agai-" Everyone gasped. "NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!" The hotel residence started pointing towards Paper and started chanting. "Gay-per! Gay-per! Gay-per!" Paper would look down, about to enter an emo phase, until OJ cut in. "Wait! Everyone! Remember what Dhar Mann said! 'There is nothing wrong with being gay, lesbian, trans or any other part of the LGBTQIA+ community!' " A tear rolled down his face as he announced his emotional speech. "I can't believe you'd SUPPORT that kind of behavior!" Pickle would yell. "I don't just support it. I'm part of the community." Nobody gasped, except for Salt who was currently on her honeymoon with Pepper and miles away. Well no shit, idiot, you have fruit juice in you, gayass. Suddenly, Y/N burst into the room.

Leafy:

OJ stared at Y/N. "oh not this whore again" "wydm not again??" Paper asked. "Y/N tried getting with me evenm though shje knows im gay" "oh cwome on, i was trwying to cwomfort ywou uwu owo" OJ looked at Y/N, furiously. "I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU." Y/N gasped. "AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN." "Ywo cwant kwill mwe!!!!11!!!!11!!" OJ had a knife spared with him already. Did he use it as a dildo?? No idea. "Oh yes i can you whore." Y/N started.. Happily giggiling?? "Forgot to mention!! I saw your orange cock on twitter!!11!!!" OJ gasped and then turned to SQUIDGAMES. "DID YOU POST MY COCK ON TWITTER YOU LITTLE PISS SHITTER." "OJ- it looked juicy" "HOW DID IT LOOK JUICY TO YOU IN ANY WAY.?!?!?@!??W?!?!?"