Dazai pov
His lips so moist and plump as he reaches in for 'The Kamisama Kiss'.
"HELPPPPP!!!!! SOMEBODY!!!" A petrified woman's voice cried.
A flood of people rush over to the scene.
"Excuse me! Coming through!" I see Ranpo squeezing through the tight gaps of the crowd.
"Woah. Look what we have here!" My co worker says looking at the body lying on the floor.
"Ma'am can you tell me what happened." He says while people are pushing to see what happened.
"I-I-I went to the bathroom and when I returned I found him dead on the floor with his skin shaped in a kind of suit." The woman in distress sobs.
"And what is this gentleman's name." Ranpo adds
"Fitzgerald." She replies wiping away her tears with a tissue.
"Interesting." He smirks.
"Hey Dazai, Poe come look at this." He looks my way and as I force one's way through the crammed space of people.
As I examine the body I notice something familiar.
"Yeah, I agree." Ranpo looks at me and his rival with the same look.
"The decay of the angle. Sign one 'soiled dress'" he continues.
Both Ranpo and Poe examine the scene even closer and that when I heard words I'd never thought Ranpo would say.
"Yeah, I quit."
"Hey cool outfit clown guy wanna play some Poker." He adds
"What!" I shout
"Yeah I can't solve it just let the detectives handle it." He says walking back to the Poker table.
Finally the casino manager came over to see what all the commotion was about.
"Well that's something you don't see everyday." The manager says
"Oh hey cuties." I look over and it's the guy with split dye hair who greeted us before.
"Oh hi." I hesitantly say
He comes over and this time kisses me on the lips. This time there is a romantic sparkle in the air.
Ranpo pov
"So clown guy how many chips u bettin'" I ask
"The names Gogol sexy." He clown man says
"So why'd u do it?" I smirk
"Idk cause it's fun," Gogol jokes "tatakae am I right. Freedom 🤪."
"Fair enough," I add "U know I can't let u leave otherwise my friends won't be proud of me lol."
"Hey Dazai this is the guy ur looking for." I shout as Dazai approaches
"I knew u wouldn't quit." The coklat haired man says
Dazai pov
As I was taking this man into custody-
"Hey cutie." The manager said
This time not talking about me but the man being arrested.
He grabs Gogol's handcuffed hands and give him a passionate kiss. One like no other. The even Kamisamaer kiss.
"I'll see u in jail cutie." He smirks
"Oh I forgot. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Sigma now Ta-ta." The flirtatious man spoke.
I look back at the man still in handcuffs. He can't take his eyes off of the split dyed haired man's body.
Wtf is happening. I didn't know other people were into murders.
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FanfictionA Chuuya x Dazai fic Written by Calc1f3r It's supposed to be a mafia and teacher fic in one so enjoy I wrote this as a joke for my friend and I'm uploading it cause it's funny. I tried to write it in that Wattpad style so please read. ALSO DONT COME...
