Ben Ripply:
A nerd with inhuman maths skills. Logically, everyone thinks he's a dork, except the hottest girl in the books. He should have died at least 163 times, but, of course, he didn't, because he's the protagonist.
Erica Hail:
Basically, she's that one girl in every book who's good at everything they do. Everyone thinks she's beautiful, but she doesn't care about them, because why be with a competent dude when you can be with Ripply?
Zoe Zibbillelellelil:
The one whose entire character was ruined in Spi Skool Goes Sowth.
Mike Brezinskee:
See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jock
Chip Shackter:
That one bully who became nice for some reason. He probably likes chips. Also, some weird people ship him with Jawa. Smh
Jawaharlalalallal O'Shea:
Really smart, but tends to befriend dorks like Ben Ripply.
Murray Hill:
The guy who double-crossed the people he double-crossed after double-crossing them. He left SPYDER after they ran out of sodas.
Joshua Hallal:
BAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. He's, like, the only one in the entire series who's dead. Because Stewart had to kill off SOMEONE, and he decided to murder the only person I like in the books. Logik
Alexander Hail:
The James Bond wannabe who somehow manages to mess up every single task he's given.
Catherine Hail:
A stereotypical British woman who can kick butt. She divorced Alexander after finding out he was a crappy spy, but then started dating him again for some reason. I mean, I ship it, I guess.
Warren REEEEEEEEEEEEEves:
See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simp
Ashlee Sparks:
The 6th best gymnast in the USA. She's evil because she didn't stick the landing. Makes sense. I failed my grammar test and now I'm evil, too.
Nefarious Jonez:
This geeky guy with a 900IQ who devotes his time to gaming and eating cheetos. Typical Gen Z-er.
Barnabuss Sidebottom:
The idiotic person in authority that every story has. Basically the Joe Biden of Spi Skool. (That was a joke; don't - don't take it the wrong way.)
The one person who commented lmao
Jessikuh Shang:
The hot girl who almost stole Ben away from Erica. Oh, yeah, and I almost forgot - 90% of her family are CRIMINALS FOR GOD'S SAKE -
Dane Bramage:
Basically a Greek god: Immortal, evil, and ripped.
Jenny Lake:
She's probably the only one in the entire series who came close to killing Ben. Then Murray had to knock her unconscious.
If I missed anyone, let me know, and I'll add them.
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FanfictionWhat would happen if Stewart Gabbs wrote Spy School? (Also, could some kind soul find me a life? It would be greatly appreciated.)
