SHES SO PRETTY💞 - Kenma Kozume X Reader

chapter 20

"love are we there yet? I'm bored ASF this ride is long why did I agree to do this trip"

"When she calls you love🧎"

"I'll call you other names when you answer me KenKen"

"Okok someone's a little impatient. We got around maybe another 45 minutes"

"SERIOUSLY?!?!?! WERE STILL THAT FAR?!?!" you slouched down in the car seat and pull out your phone

"yep we would've been there faster if there wasn't this much traffic"

"Red flag. You should've just flew over the traffic 🙄"

"Y/n- how tf- I can't even. What?"

"You heard me. Just fly over all these cars🙄. It isn't that hard"

"N/n we can't fly."

"Well being able to fly is the bare minimum 🙄 if you can't then you're lame and a loser"

"N/n are you high? Wait are you hungry we haven't eaten anything in awhile"

"Well why not🤨. When he doesn't feed you😑 that is a red flag in itself"

"You were asleep. Did you want me to wake you?"

"Um you should've had food ready for when I woke up😒"

"Then you would e complained that it's not warm and you can't eat it."

"..."

"I'm right huh? Now what do you want to eat?"

"Ugh fine let's just get f/r"

"Okok lemme see if there's any close by"

while Kenma was trying to find f/r you whipped out your phone and saw you had some texts from Keira

Keira: hey bbg🥵🥴

You: hey mommy milkers 🥵😩

Keira: where y'all at

You: in the middle of nowhere 😑

Keira: how fun. Kuroo and I just got here😛 he fucked me in the car tho🥴

You: can't he keep his dangling friend in his pants🤨

Keira: bbg that's a hard no. U knew that and still asked🤨🪤

Keira: neways bbg what's taking u so long to get here. Kuroo wants round 2😩😛

You: something called ✨t r a f f I c✨

Keira: how long have u been in it?

You: idk but Kenma won't fly over all these cars😑 like bro red flag🚩🚩🚩 but now he's getting me food so ig it makes up for it😒🙄

Keira: have fun eating. Finna have a few more rounds with kuroo😩😩🥵

You: ma'am I love you but. But the time ur out of highschool ur gonna have the whole human population in that stomach of urs.

Keira: iz alrrrr his pull out game getting a lil bit better ig🦆🪤

You: get it ig😭 make sure to bite his dangling friend.

Keira: I gotchu girlie. Just hurry and get here I'm getting bored waiting

You: ma'am u have a whole ass horny mfking rooster right next to u and ur saying ur bored?🤨🤨🤨🤨

Keira: well we can't do round 2 cuz sum rando mf needs to talk to him abt the cabin or sum

You: have fun. Gtg I'm getting food now😛😛😛