SHES SO PRETTY💞 - Kenma Kozume X Reader

chapter 15

~•~ in the morning~•~

~•~y/n pov~•~

Kenma's sudden movement caused you to stir awake, when you looked down at him he was still sleeping soundly. You went to grab your phone off the nightstand to check the time.

"Fuck its 6:30. We have morning practice. Whatever I'll text Keira and Kayln that I'm not coming. I've never missed one so I should be fine."

Gc with Keira and Kayln

Keira:
Yo guys can't make it😛
Got railed down by the one and only volleyball captain

You:
Shiiii get it ig🤩
Just don't get preggo
We don't need u being a baby momma now
But if u do, then I wanna be the godmother😈
Oh yeah Kayln I ain't coming either 😩

Keira:
Damn girlie u got dicked down too?
We can be baby mommas together😩
Bestie goals😘

You:
Girl- no
I hate kids😛
But I don't wanna wake Kenma up and I'm tired as fuck

Kayln:
Keira how tf did u score him?
But sure it's alr if u don't come
We're not doing a lot anyways

Keira:
Y'all wanna hear the story?

You:
Let's hear it girlie🥱
I'm tired as fuck but I wanna hear how u got dicked down

Kayln:
Tell it bestie
If u have a girl u best name it Kayln😬

Keira:
Bet I gotchu girlie
Anyways here's the story
We walked into the house😱😱😱
We were horny as fuck, ig we just jealous of y/n and Kenma
Then boom.💥
We were nakey nakey🐓
Wanna see?

You:
See ur fat hoo-ha?
Yes sir

Kayln:
Not u living the dream out here🥸
Better get him to pay the child support😛
Wait so y'all just fucked without dating?

Keira:
Fuck yeah!
Gotta say that he is long ASF
He was rearranging my insides😩😩😩

You accidentally laughed at Keiras messages and accidentally woke Kenma up

"Good morning n/n" he mumbled before moving his head into the crock of your neck

"Good morning KenKen" you put your phone down and played with his hair

"Oh yeah I'm not going to practice today and you probably don't have any either but i dunno"

"Huh why?"

"Oh cause Kayln said we weren't really doing anything and Keira is coming cause she got dicked down by your captain"

"Oh." That was all he said before putting his head back down and falling back asleep

Keira:
Not y/n just leaving us🙄
#hoesaintshit🥱

You:
Not my fault Kenma woke up😒

Keira:
Shi y'all need to get together alr🙄
Tell him that he doesn't have to go to practice
Kuroo said he was gonna hang w/ me the entire day😛😛😛