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Life without Clary

To: Jace Herondale

From: @nicolettenatasha (I think I spent that right)

Question: if you didn't meet Clary... What would your life be?... *le cries* you captured may heart! Huhu

Simon: wow fangirl alert!

Jace: who's quetsion is it Simon? Uhu its MINE! MY FANGIRLS!

Clary: did she just say you captured her heart? JACE!

Jace: I did nothing I sware!

Clary: uh hu! Just answer the question!

Jace: okay well without Clary, chances are I would have another girlfriend, and since I never would have met her-

Alec: dude your just making this worse!

Jace: I obviously wouldn't miss.

Clary: so your saying if I left you, you wouldn't miss me!

Jace: no - no that's not what I meant at all! I mean because I never would have met you. Life would have gone on as it had before.

Simon: seriously man, just complement her or something, say you'd be devistated.

Jace: I can't because obviously if I never met you Clary I would know nothing about you to miss, that's what in saying. Although if we never did meet I'd probably be dead by now

Izzy: yeah you would

Jace: also I would have no idea what romantic love felt like since I never really fell in love with other girls. So Clary's just been so good to me and I've become a better person since I've met her.

Clary: keep going

Jace: if I'd never met Clary the whole world would probably have been distroyed by now, soooo!

Clary: you do have a point

Jace: perhaps us meeting was the best thing that ever happened to the world and they -

Clary: - just don't know it

Simon: you know its crazy, what? We finish each others SENTANCES THE WORS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ANNA IS SENTANCES!!!

Clary: fanboy alert!

Jace: so you wanna go get coffee

Simon: sure

Jace: not you mundane

Simon: I'm not a mundane

Clary: sure Jace let's go!

Simon: AND JUST LEAVE ME HERE ON MY OWN!

Simon: FINE!

Simon: LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!

Izzy: Simon, in still here

Simon: oops, heh I'm just gonna

Magnus: you betta run buiscuit. Before she admits she filmed you!

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Not the best chapter ever, but still fun to write! Hope you enjoyed!