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Chaol my little Cinnamon roll

To: Celaena

From: applepinegirl

Question: Aedion, Chaol or Dorian?

Celaena: Rowen

Aedion: what!

Dorian: Rowens not even an option!

Celaena: actually Chaol

Aedion: why?

Celaena: because he didn't complain when I said Rowen

Chaol: :D

Aedion: don't look so happy about it

Celaena: let him look happy! His smile is cute

Dorian: NOT AS CUTE AS MY SMILE!

Aedion: shut up princling! I've known Celanea since she was born!

Dorian: I got her a puppy

Celaena: AND CANDY!

Aedion: so why did you pick Chaol if Dorian got you candy

Celaena: because Chaol is my cute little cinnamon roll, plus he looks so hot when he's running and even hotter when he's fighting
Chaol: wow, enduring your presence did have its advantages

Celaena: see, he's a cute little sassy cinnamon roll

Dorian: I'd hardly call Chaol sassy

Celaena: DONT INSULT MY CINNAMON ROLL HES SASSY AS HELL AND IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME YOU BETTER HIDE!!!

Dorian: suddenly Chaol seems really sassy

Celaena: exactly!

Rowen: why wasn't I an option?

Celaena: because I ditched you in Wendlyn

Aedion: yeah what's up with that?

Celaena: what do you think the king will do if he sees Rowen prancing around?

Dorian: I have a feeling it won't go well

Rowen: who would have guessed

Celaena: and to be honest I want to save Rowen meeting Chaol to a time when it will have more comical value

Chaol: seriously? You want us to meet because it will be funny?

Celaena: hush my little cinnamon roll... Wanna go find another broom cupboard?

Chaol: I thought you'd never ask

Aedion: what do you mean?

Celaena: don't worry

Aedion: what's happening?

Rowen: I haven't a clue

Dorian: you don't want to know

Rowen: actually I think I know now...

Aedion: I don't get it

Dorian: Rowen, how are you actually talking to us when your on another continent

Rowen: magic!

Aedion: ...

Rowen: no really I'm being serious

Dorian: I mean we, well its just me now, are sitting in the dungeon so that Aedion can talk and we kinda had to bribe Eleanors ghost into forcing the king to leave me alone for a while. Luckly he doesn't know that Celaena and Chaol were here

Aedion: because answering a question is just that complecated

Rowen: well we finished answering a while ago

Fleetfoot: woof

Dorian: what is it?

Dorian: you want to know why Celaena and Chaol went into the broom cupboard? Well...

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A/N: well that was fun

I've gotta stand by my ship so this was me standing by my ship

I DONT CARE ANYMORE I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP!

To be honest I think Celaneas either gonna end up with Chaol or she's gonna be single so...

CHAOL MY LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL!!!!

I love Chaol...

You can't change adorableness

Bye *does the heart thing that Dan Howell did in his early videos because I can*