Chainsaw Rabbit

Part 2

        Rabbits are cute, but have you ever thought of a bunny hopping around killing people with a chainsaw?  I have witnessed my  first-hand slaughter after slaughter. "Well I gotta stay inside today bc the rabbits are at it again."
          Last week it was the turtles in tuxedos  running over people with their new 2015 Nisan convertible, now the rabbits. I mean, before you know it could be squirrels with shotguns shooting raccoons bc they didn't like their eyes  next.       
         
          Think about it, we can just take these serial animals and put them in packages, take them to the post office and they can send them to space, easy. But humans are too stupid to understand my master plan so here we are. I'm obviously the smartest Bugle in the jungle. We bugles have arms and legs just any others but the catch is we don't have a face. But we have ears so that we can hear the stupidity from 5 miles away. 

          One day I decided to leave my house in search for some weapons then suddenly a rabbit with a chainsaw jumped right in front of me. He looked cute. He told me something I'll never forget. HA he said 'fck you'  laughed and then he cut my ankle with his tiny chainsaw. 

          From that day forward I swore to kill all of the rabbits with my brand new invention. I have a spyglass in the bathroom so when I shoot lasers at the moon, the moon with spray hot lava across the rabbits and they will suffer and die.

            It's a pretty big deal, if I fck up, I could wipe out the human population instead but honestly, would that really be so awful? NO. Because we bugles deserve to rule the human nation and soon it will become ours to take over and we will kill these rabid creatures until they die twice. But of course the rabbits are a bit more threatening so I must focus on them first; my plan is set to take place tonight.    

          When the clocks strike 2 am, I will go to the church and get my spyglass. Hopefully it will work there. I tried it before with a magnifying glass and it worked. Since I only have one leg, I must make my journey to the church now so I grab a dead Cheeto that I snapped in half to use as crutches and make my way over to the church. The clocks have turned.

           So as I'm rolling down the chimney, I bring my spyglass to the roof and start shooting towards the moon. It only takes a few moments before a bunch of lava balls start hurdling down from the sky. "IT WORKED!"
Oh shoot the rabbits heard me. I look over to the horizon and see an army of rabbits with chainsaws coming my way through the lava storm.

          I've had enough of this. I'm gonna fly off and never come back. So I spread my wings TinkerBell style and fck off.