Naruto One-shots And Skits

Surprise

Kakashi was just spending another morning at the graveyard. He looked down at the KIA stone, talking to himself.

"Sensei.... Your son, he looks so much like you, yet his attitude is just like yours kushina, and yours too Obito......"

Then, he felt a cold breeze. Kakashi turned around, and widened his eyes.

"Obito?"

"Eh? Bakashi?"

"You're.... Alive? And older?"

"I don't know..." Obito said. He walked to towards a tree, only to pass through "I guess I'm a ghost..."

"Well.. at least you're here." Kakashi said. "Yeah. How's Rin?"

This was it. The moment kakashi had been dreading.

"Well....... Um sheapparentlyhadthesanbisealedinherabdwantedtosavekonohasoshejumpedinfrontofmychidoriandkilledherselfdontkillmepleae

(she apparently had the sanbi sealed in her and wanted to save konoha so she jumped in front of my chidori and killed herself dont kill me please)

"YOU WHAT?!" Obito said

"I'm sorry!" Kakashi said, then, trying to change the topic, he said "Anyways, Minato sensei and Kushina had a child."

"Really?"

"Yeah"

"Let's go see them!"

"Just one thing..... Sensei and Kushina are kinda dead andddddddd I'm not allowed near Naruto. I hate the council"

"Awwwww"

"But I have a picture, here-"

"HES SO CUTE"

Then, Obito began to sink into the ground. "Obito?"

"Wha- what's going on?"

"I don't know"

"I guess I'll have to hope I see you again the-"

With that, Obito was gone.

"I hope I see you again too Obito." Was all kakashi said, as he exited the graveyard.

Timeskip, 1 day later

Kakashi was in the graveyard again, reading Icha icha, when he heard "BAKASHI, IM BACKKKKK"

"Obito!"

"I think that this ghost form has a limited time, 5 minutes per day. Anyways, where were we...."

This continued as a everyday routine, with kakashi meeting Obito every day at the graveyard.

Timeskip, 16 years later

Naruto swung a chakra hand at the masked man, who'd had simply passed through it.

Guy, seeing that, shouted to Kakashi "Kakashi! We ought to-" before seeing the look on the silver haired man's face.

"KAKASHI! Are you listening? The more diversions we have, the better! We have to join the battle!"

Then, the masked man begin to materialize multiple large shuriken, sending them flying towards the two Jinchuriki.

Bee, in biju state, sacrificed his tentacles to block most of the shuriken from reaching Naruto, who caught one with a chakra head of Kurama.

"I ain't alone! Don't forget Kurama! Plus Octopops, eight'o, Uber brows sensei and kakashi sensei!"

"Kakashi you've got a winning record against me now, so you better not slow down!"

Kakashi nodded, and Guy beamed , saying "MY DEAR RIVAL! NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!"

The masked man scoffed, saying "I do not fear a borrowed power that cannot even string together a barrage.... now watch and learn THE TRUE POWER OF KAMUI!"

Bee, in biju form shouted "he's gotta materialize to suck things in, he's gotta do the same thing to get them out, this is our chance!"

The masked man, who had materialised multiple black rod, said "If you can counter strike!"

Then, a black rod hit Bee, who warned Naruto that they absorbed Biju power. Bee then covered Naruto, as more of the rods hit him.

Naruto advanced, and the Masked man materialised more black rods as Naruto pushed a rasengan towards the masked man, only for it to be warped away by kakashi. The black rod stabbed Naruto, who poofed into a cloud of smoke.

"Seem like my attack was quicker, you missed teleported the rasengan, wasting a kamui."

Then, Naruto launched a Biju bomb towards the Man, forcing him to use kamui. Not expecting the "rasengan" kakashi had misteleported to be a coone. Inside the dimension, a Naruto clone charged up a Rasengan, causing the Man's eyes to widen "Y- You're"

"UZUMAKI NARUTO!"

Naruto shouted as he shoved the rasengan towards the Masked man.

"No more escaping! Who ARE YOU?"

The now unmasked man kamuied out, right in front of kakashi and guy, causing both of them to widen their eyes

"No way...."

"This can't be true.. I've bee-"

"Seeing me as a ghost? Kamui sure is effective, and look underneath the underneath? Like all those rules you oh so proudly preached on about?"

"Obi-"

"Shut it，I don't want to hear you talk. All I have left to say is....."

Kakashi and guy, still stunned by the revelation, didn't react in time as Obito jumped towards them, shoving a rod into guys chest and killing him with a twisted grin.

"Surprise, I lived"

Hiiiiii I just woke up early and was bored so I wrote this lol

Suggest stuff if you want I guess.